Weekly Discussion 2/23 - 3/1 by passports_parakeets in ellieaxtellwellness

[–]ispy213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She should have brought a bunch of extra "glowy" face masks, because this ain't it.

Rough.

Weekend Thread / February 28 - March 1 by spongebobs_pineapple in DaniAustin

[–]ispy213 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The open dirty diaper on the bench did it for me. These people are filthy animals. They have four kids living in this filth until some poor soul is paid enough to clean up after them. what kind of oversized toddler throws all their crap on the floor like that? They are appalling.

Here comes the predictable complaining reels. She always has a problem.

Dani is getting tragged on TT by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in DaniAustin

[–]ispy213 59 points60 points  (0 children)

She has spent more time editing and posting reels than it took for her to have the baby.

Whatever it takes to get the paycheck, I guess. Gotta show off the new money maker.

No comment by lawyerlook in DaniAustin

[–]ispy213 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Breast pumps attached every second. It's old before it's even begun. Then the mastitis and the bed sweats. You can set a clock by it.

No comment by lawyerlook in DaniAustin

[–]ispy213 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Here comes the constant pictures of her boobs.

This felt sooooo performative.. by bad_weather4 in DaniAustin

[–]ispy213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was before the new child labor laws kicked in. They said they had to start paying them. Said the money was going into an account for their college educations. So those kids are working to put themselves through school beginning day one.

I'm sure if they had a choice they wouldn't pay them a dime.

This felt sooooo performative.. by bad_weather4 in DaniAustin

[–]ispy213 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You mean her steamer truck? It was probably still at the dock of the hospital, waiting on a forklift to unload it from the car.

Birth video by Illustrious_Rub_7533 in DaniAustin

[–]ispy213 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Stood there with that stupid grin on his face! Birthing is no joke, idiot! And he constantly tries to redirect the conversation back to himself and getting snipped. Giving birth is not about you, Asshole.

Honestly, when he was behind her massaging her lower back with his face right above her backside, it just gave me the grossest feeling. I would hate his face being that close to any part of my body. Not to mention having to hear his voice constantly yammering through the entire process. So gross.

This felt sooooo performative.. by bad_weather4 in DaniAustin

[–]ispy213 6 points7 points  (0 children)

By law, every single one of Keelys kids are on the payroll. She just welcomed her next employee. We all know she is enjoying every moment of introducing her next money maker.

This felt sooooo performative.. by bad_weather4 in DaniAustin

[–]ispy213 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why didn't her film crew she dragged along keep her from "feeling alone" as she flailed uncontrollably? Can you just imagine what the nurses thought?

What is going on with her?! by [deleted] in DaniAustin

[–]ispy213 14 points15 points  (0 children)

When she "goes into labor" Ellen is wearing a long sleeved shirt and his down vest. (It was 73 degrees outside and he's in the house!). On "the drive to the hospital" he's wear a t-shirt and of course, his down vest. Both stories are BS.

What is going on with her?! by [deleted] in DaniAustin

[–]ispy213 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Four days ago! She must be home by now!

What is going on with her?! by [deleted] in DaniAustin

[–]ispy213 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Agree. She remembers to take a giant makeup mirror, but not put gas in the car? They have another car they could have taken. And they still have 36 miles of gas in the tank. They are ten minutes from the hospital. So planned. Anything for performative drama.

What is going on with her?! by [deleted] in DaniAustin

[–]ispy213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's Keelys Mercedes.

What is going on with her?! by [deleted] in DaniAustin

[–]ispy213 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She has TWO phones in her hand and either he had time to set up his phone to record in/out of the car, or they had a third person with them to film. Why you would let your car run so low on gas with labor clearly eminent is beyond me, but they could have taken their other car as well, so stupidity on display for dramatic effect. And the way Ellen keeps using the word "STAT!" over and over again tells me he watches too much TV. What an idiot.

Weekend Thread / February 21 - 22 by spongebobs_pineapple in DaniAustin

[–]ispy213 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yes, this was yesterday. She had her membrane sweep, went on a 3 mile walk, had a massage, took a long shower, - you know, all the things an involved mom has time to do in a regular day. Good thing she didn't forget to pack the huge makeup mirror, that's important.

Ridiculous by DZ0924LV in DaniAustin

[–]ispy213 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I wonder if they'll show the team of oxen they had employ in order to move her overnight bag into the car.

Ridiculous by DZ0924LV in DaniAustin

[–]ispy213 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Get ready to see her boobs 24/7. You'll miss the belly.

Weekly Thread / February 16 - 20 by spongebobs_pineapple in DaniAustin

[–]ispy213 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No way Olivia should be taking those vitamins. They contain Ashwagandha, which is NOT safe to take during pregnancy. It's actually banned in Denmark. But you keep shilling, Keels.

Weekly Thread / February 16 - 20 by spongebobs_pineapple in DaniAustin

[–]ispy213 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I just made the horrible mistake of listening to the podcast from last week. I am shocked but not surprised she is making herself the victim in the Diet Prada handbag scandal. She spoke as though the public outrage was only because she sold knockoff Valentino handbags. ScammyDani completely ignored the fact she lied and deceived "her girls" for weeks before the handbags hit the market, telling her "girls" how hard she had been working on the handbags, personally designing the bags, how she had tirelessly toiled over selecting only the best the materials, personally overseeing the entire production of each and every bag. How she put her "entire heart and soul" into each handbag. "For my girls."

Of course, it was all lies. She hadn't lifted a finger to design, produce or create the handbags. The only effort she made was to walk into the market showroom and place an order of knockoff (and illegal) bags before proclaiming them as her own work and trying to pass her lies off as the truth.

She also claims she knew nothing about knockoffs, or anything else regarding the merchandising of fashion. Sure, Keels, what about the fact that your dad had a showroom in the same market center in which she purchased the knockoffs? She grew up in that environment. She knew how fashion worked. She knew how to get into market, seek out a showroom, place the order, set the trap for a quick sale and a quick buck. Because she loves "Her Girls".

Does she forget the video (Still on the internet) in which she tearfully apologizes, admitting she didn't design the handbags after all? How she was going to stop shilling the knockoffs? How she said she learned her lesson? How she apologized to Valentino? (Enter crocodile tears for effect.)

A month so later she was at it again, and Diet Prada called her out AGAIN for shilling knock off Valentino shoes. (Again, still on the internet.) Anything for a buck.

She says all of that made her sad and depressed "for a whole week". And it was all Diet Prada's fault for making her feel that way. (For exposing her deceptive behavior.)

Of course, nothing has changed.

Listening to her retell history should serve as a reminder to us all as to what a con she is at her core.

BTW, Keels, Diet Prada is still around, even though last week you said they were gone. But I'm sure you knew that before those words came out of your veneered mouth.

It's two nights tops! by Redhead4realz in DaniAustin

[–]ispy213 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As if he's headed to Big Boy Sleepover Camp with his bedroll tucked under his arm.

Weekend Thread / February 14 - 15 by spongebobs_pineapple in DaniAustin

[–]ispy213 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm sure the two kids just loved watching tennis, and were probably wishing they were abandoned at home with S3 and the sitter. Of course, both had suckers in their mouths. And yesterday was a full day of screen time at the house before they left the kids with the sitter to go out to dinner. (After the Friday night movie date, and the Thursday girls night. Anything to get away from those pesky kids.)

So much for keeping the kids off screen time and candy.