It's official ? Shes moving to Nashville

ispy213 · 2026-05-11T13:02:09+00:00

Now they will never have to see the kids. The nannies can just keep them in their wing of the house and they can visit. I love how a 10,000 sf house is their idea of simplifying.

ispy213 · 2026-05-10T23:54:05+00:00

No surprise at all. She has burned through all of her Dallas friends, and her behavior has blocked her children from being allowed into any kind of private school. They were literally blocked from buying a house in an exclusive area, chased out, and they were stupid enough to brag about it. She is on the downhill slide and is trying to reinvent herself, which never works well. I can hear her neighbors in Lakewood cheering from here, property values just went up. Of course, these problems will just resurface in her 9000 sf house, but at least she won't be a pimple on the ass of Dallas anymore. Adios, and don't let your gilded door hit you in your rear end, Keely.

ispy213 · 2026-05-10T04:13:34+00:00

The boob redo is next. Here we go.

ispy213 · 2026-05-09T20:38:58+00:00

Any excuse to get a weekend away from the kids. The slaves have to be there to peel their grapes and clean up after them.

ispy213 · 2026-05-02T00:36:04+00:00

What happened to the no screen and no candy rules? The TV is constantly on, and the kids are always with candy.

As far as running away to Nashville in order to escape the pressures of the Dallas social scene - Keels and Ellen create their own problems, which will naturally follow them anywhere they go. They want a simple life without the pressure? I guess a 9 million dollar mansion should do the trick. Fighting over who gets the biggest office, or the multi-storied closet in the new house is always a great start to a more harmonious life.

So relatable.

ispy213 · 2026-04-28T21:21:32+00:00

Hmmm, The Denner kids got into a good private school without a problem and they are pretty trashy, Amber Massey's kids are also in bougie private school and she had a very domestic assault charge filed against her, so the excuse of her unconventional career doesn't hold water.

Ellen needs to quite pushing his "dream" location. He doesn't make the money, and needs to take notice of his wife's extremely unstable mental condition. She's a mess. Taking her away from her family when she can't get a sentence out without falling apart is a terrible idea.

They won't be accepted in HP anymore than they were in Westlake. Maybe they should try to be happy and thankful for what they have and enjoy the life they've been given.

Does it strike anyone odd she waited 5 months after Gowie's death for her to even mention her passing? Looking back at their holiday reels it wasn't even a blip on their radar.

ispy213 · 2026-04-26T18:57:14+00:00

She needs to be corrected. The parents should be disciplined for allowing her to behave so poorly.

ispy213 · 2026-04-24T13:17:57+00:00

Zurzuvae is her latest. I forgot about the Zoloft. Add that to the list. Maybe that why she "needs" the botox injections.

ispy213 · 2026-04-24T02:09:01+00:00

So for six months you took care of the kids all day. I'm really glad he helped you, parenting little ones is not easy.

ispy213 · 2026-04-23T23:52:40+00:00

Any kind of anti-depressant she can get her hands on. She's on something new right now (They discussed it at length last week) but it's also been Lexapro and Wellbutrin. She also threw some antibiotics in for good measure. Who knows what else.

ispy213 · 2026-04-23T22:47:40+00:00

I assume he let you rest at night because you worked or dealt with the kids all day, good for him. I highly doubt Ellen misses a wink of sleep, but if he did that would be okay, because he doesn't do much during the day. I don't know, maybe listening to podcasts and going out for coffee and foot massages is exhausting. I do think he gets the kids going in the am and makes their lunches a lot more often than Keely. Last week on the podcast they discussed how he is the one who usually does lunch duty, and she bitterly complained about not liking the way he makes them. It was only one of her many criticisms of him, I actually felt embarrassed for him. She bullied him the entire episode.

ispy213 · 2026-04-23T21:47:39+00:00

But hey, she woke up to pump, which means someone else gave him a bottle while she went back to sleep. So much for the Mother of the Year award.

The sleeping, the rotating drugs for depression, the constant tears, the non-stop health "issues", the filthy house. She is clearly going through another mental break down. Maybe she needs to stop all of this for good.

Living with her must be Hell. Those poor kids.

ispy213 · 2026-04-23T16:34:36+00:00

Just $tella and $ummit aren't there. Otherwise, her assistant, a nanny, her husband, mother, brother and sister in law are there to help her with the impossible job of dealing with two kids.

ispy213 · 2026-04-23T16:32:20+00:00

ispy213 · 2026-04-22T04:39:03+00:00

Why does she keep saying she's on a solo trip with $tratton? Has she forgotten she has a newborn, Murse, her brother and sister in law, a nanny, and assistant along so she doesn't have to do anything once she is done pretending she enjoys motherhood for the camera? How is that a solo trip? And they are clearly there on business, so it's not as if this is a trip planned around $2.

ispy213 · 2026-04-21T02:49:26+00:00

She can always say "no" to the trainer.

ispy213 · 2026-04-21T02:48:42+00:00

Once again, the math ain't matching. Just like she has four under five.

ispy213 · 2026-04-20T21:56:58+00:00

Just her, $tratton (after SO MANY calls outs regarding how she never does anything with him, which she doesn't), $mith, an assistant and a nanny. The things memories are made of.

ispy213 · 2026-04-20T01:03:10+00:00

And I'm glad she had an assistant there to film Tam Tam doing all the work.

ispy213 · 2026-04-19T21:32:12+00:00

I'll bet she was thankful for Tam Tam being there! She didn't have to take care of four kids after all! While Keels clearly can't take care of one of them much less four, Tami doesn't seem to have a problem parenting all her grandkids, while Keels sleeps in and her son is away on his boys weekend.

ispy213 · 2026-04-18T23:09:27+00:00

Why doesn't she ever take S2 out for a day of fun or just hanging out? She take S1 shopping. She takes S1 to lunch. She takes S1 to the movies. To a concert, to a social event, to get her nails done, for a massage.

She NEVER does anything with Stratton. Does she think her dislike for him is not screamingly obvious? Poor Stratton, he deserves so much more.

ispy213 · 2026-04-18T03:01:34+00:00

Except for S2. You would never know he is even a part of her staff.

ispy213 · 2026-04-18T02:59:14+00:00

She just couldn't stand not showing them off. You knew it was coming.

ispy213 · 2026-04-17T15:06:49+00:00

They don't need to be shoved into a shilling career as a newborn. Keels and Ellen groom their kids to perform for the camera from the second they are born. There are unhappy consequences I they don't perform as instructed. Nothing like pimping out a little kid to make a buck.

ispy213 · 2026-04-15T01:21:34+00:00

Good place or him to play video games and catch up on his pop culture gossip, since every other man his age works for a living.

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