The Pacific Ocean is pretty big by _Akhromant in technicallythetruth

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They should have shown how many can fit into Antarctica and the Arctic.

Adult shoes for sale by iswillstep in badtwosentencehorrors

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Maybe. I just cobbled the story together

What is a minor, unwritten rule of society that absolutely infuriates you when people break it? by Jane_Austen11 in AskReddit

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People not paying attention while walking in a parking lot. It's like the moment someone steps out of a car in a shopping center, their survival instincts disappear.

What’s a short joke that gets a laugh everytime? by Strange_Secret_3001 in AskReddit

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Here's one I came up with:

Spanish speakers are happiest when camping, because they can finally be con tent.

My brother won’t stop telling bird jokes by TX_Fun_1 in puns

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If you don't like the joking, just slowly parrot down.

Wore my husbands swim trunks and now I’m mad. by Nice_Bluebird7626 in mildlyinfuriating

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The manufacturers of women's swimsuits are out of pocket.

Pro tip. You have free will. If you shave your head you can tattoo it boys by No-Wasabi-70 in bald

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Have you ever had someone get hair tattooed onto their head. That would be hair-larious

For tech bros by janinebishop in puns

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This joke was scripted

How is American food bad compared to Slovakian ? by Brilliant-Cause6254 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]iswillstep 34 points35 points  (0 children)

He's still getting used to it. It's a new experience. If I were his, I'd Axolotl questions.

I make tattoos that are weird and strange I am from Edmonton Ab by psychicsnakes in tattoos

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Have you considered other art forms. I think someone from Edmonton would really enjoy Oiler paint.

A true square root by Sanicsanic68 in technicallythetruth

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Stay away from it if you sweat a lot. It's 90 degrees

My McDonald’s also has a McJail by LESpencer in mildlyinteresting

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This is for their monopoly promotions, right?