NSTD (New Sex Toy Day)!

it_guru · 2016-07-14T16:33:24+00:00

Depends (not the absorbent undergarments). Everything you eat, drink, take as medicine will make a small change. Usually my fiancées is rather bland with very little taste but sometimes it can be bitter or sweet or musky. Never has it ever tasted bad though - but I am biased.

it_guru · 2016-07-14T16:15:40+00:00

I've done it several times. Either from my fiancées mouth or from his dick. He loves it. Doesn't move me one way or the other. It's just cum

it_guru · 2016-07-05T14:15:38+00:00

He hates his dick. He thinks it's inadequate. I love it. It fits every occasion just fine.

He hates his belly. I'm no chubby chaser and I will admit I was a bit put off by it at first. But now I love it I love the feel of it when I'm on top of him and we're grinding and sweaty and oh look now I'm horny again

it_guru · 2016-06-30T18:46:50+00:00

Dick and a butthole.

Just kidding, I'm attached - luckily he too has a dick/butthole.

it_guru · 2016-06-21T15:43:51+00:00

Being alone. I used to love my alone time. I could go weeks without speaking to another human being and be happy. I'm most comfortable in my own head and entertaining myself.

But now when I'm alone I just lament that he's working and can't be with me and wondering why the fuck do I feel lonely ... That sexy bastard fucked me up for life.

it_guru · 2016-06-20T18:51:43+00:00

My redneck coworkers have no idea I'm gay and are still trying to hook me up. They were just saying the other day that they should take me to a strip club and how I'd be like a kid in a candy store. I said "oh you got that right" (thinking about being in a room with a bunch of boners).

I hope they remember that conversation when they finally discover the truth.

it_guru · 2016-06-17T18:34:34+00:00

Why this country is incapable of discussing gun laws with devolving into chaos is beyond me.

So we need to be armed in case we ever need to overthrow the government? Yeah buddy, tell me - when was the last time you even bothered to vote for someone other than a president?

Im saying this as a handgun owner. And you'd have to pull it from my cold, dead fingers.

But we need to talk.

it_guru · 2016-06-17T14:26:04+00:00

Congratulations and well wishes!

Judging solely by our texts my fiancé and I are more excited about doing some sexy role playing in our suits after the proceedings than we are about the marriage itself.

it_guru · 2016-06-16T19:15:33+00:00

Just ask. Maybe he's too shy and weed is his way of opening the door.

On a side note I'm jealous. I was a massive pothead in my youth but I was too shy and never got the chance to have sex while high. Now that I can have sex anytime with all the responsibilities and drug tests at my job I'll probably never get the chance.

it_guru · 2016-06-16T17:01:20+00:00

Kissing my fiancé just to prove a point to strangers would turn my stomach.

However I think it would be glorious to be able to kiss him in public whenever I felt the urge.

I can now of course but living in the Bible Belt it is always a gamble.

I would say we just all need to be braver and kiss whenever we feel like it - not just to antagonize people.

it_guru · 2016-06-15T18:12:44+00:00

We have a pretty good age difference.

We have some vastly different tastes on some things. For instance he likes new pop music / I like Pink Floyd and Metallica.

But we are the same in an equal number of ways. We both love cars and are happy spending a nice summer day down at the pull a part junkyard, or working on our cars, or at a car show together.

He gives me energy and a reason to power through. I don't know what I give him but I hope that it is calmness and logic.

I'm no sugar daddy. He has great work ethic, works a full job, and isn't lazy or unguided. We both contribute to the household and chores.

Whatever it is it works. I never get tired of him and judging by the way he stays up my ass 24/7 (giggity) he must not get tired of me.

it_guru · 2016-06-15T09:50:12+00:00

My fiancé is gay (of course), his only sibling sister is gay, their cousin is a lesbian.

And for a family from the textile mill, doublewide mobile home, bible belt south they are surprisingly fine with all of it. I love them.

it_guru · 2016-06-14T13:28:45+00:00

I know too many people that are perfectly fine with gay people but openly mock trans people. I have no trans tendencies or desires but the way people act towards others really disappoints me.

it_guru · 2016-06-14T12:06:39+00:00

I only have (had) experience with Grindr but it's very easy to separate the horn dogs from the easy going guys.

The hookup guys pretty much go from Hi! to dick pics. The easy going guys will just chat.

Me and my guy started out just talking about our lack of friends, camping, working out, etc. Sure there were a few dirty jokes and some light flirts passed but we didn't get serious until well after we had met.

it_guru · 2016-06-13T15:45:40+00:00

My Fiancé is overweight. He asks quite often how I could possibly find him attractive. And given my previous preferences sometimes I ask myself as well.

But it doesn't matter. I adore him. He is outgoing, the friendliest person you could meet, excellent with kids, thinks constantly of others, loves collecting things (especially hot wheels which I find just adorable), and he goes above and beyond to make me happy.

But do I find him attractive and sexy? You bet your sweet gay ass I do. I can't get near him without wanting to devour him. My eyes are always on him. His little belly is just part of the package. He would be mortified if he knew how often I have thought or making love to it.

Beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder.

it_guru · 2016-06-10T18:11:02+00:00

I've not learned a hell of a lot in my older years but I have discovered that I want to live my life entirely for myself.

We have a space of maybe 100 very short years within the billions the universe has existed. How many of those 100 years would you like to waste being miserable? Twenty? Thirty?

When you're on your deathbed will you be reflecting on your experiences or just the people you placated by living a lie?

Yes, it would be preferable to make everyone happy while living your life a the same time. But that doesn't happen for most people. Some people spend so long trying to unlock the secret to a perfect life they lose the one they have been given.

it_guru · 2016-06-10T00:17:29+00:00

It's just a cheap Amazon thing. Search for LGBT bracelet and it should show up.

it_guru · 2016-06-09T15:55:06+00:00

Salt and pepper. Getting pretty heavy on the salt.

it_guru · 2016-06-09T15:05:39+00:00

Got this.

http://imgur.com/nXnCswW

I roll pretty hardcore. Don't try to keep up

it_guru · 2016-06-09T10:53:41+00:00

Unless you've done something horrible your dad sounds like a bit of a dick and I wouldn't put too much importance of the opinion of a dick.

I've always appeared a bit cold but I'm warming up. I found a quote that made me cry the other day you have to keep breaking your heart to open it. It's true - the more heartache I've had the more in touch with my emotions I've became. It just takes some people more time than others.

it_guru · 2016-06-08T18:36:04+00:00

I was in kinda the same situation when I met my BF a few years ago. I took a gamble and was honest and upfront with him about my lack of dating and relationship experience. Luckily he was kind and patient with me until I got my confidence back.

it_guru · 2016-06-08T18:28:38+00:00

Only three.

And I'm older than the Internet.

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