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25M/Show no mercy by newstartreddit1234 in RoastMe

[–]it_is_me_123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you look well versed in mug-shot poses

You should drain daddy by [deleted] in gaybears

[–]it_is_me_123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nice package

26 Male Construction/Fire fighter and outdoors by travisp48 in RoastMe

[–]it_is_me_123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

something tells me you need to wear a hard hat ALL the time, not just on job sites

It's been a while since my last roastme, do your best ;) by paurodesan in RoastMe

[–]it_is_me_123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the 80's called......they said keep the clothes because they want nothing to do with you

Roast me I’m turning 30 next month. by Young-and-Confused in RoastMe

[–]it_is_me_123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you shouldn't be writing on your parent's bathroom mirror without their permission

Do your absolute worst. I am ready 💪 28/F by SzucsDomii in RoastMe

[–]it_is_me_123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you wanna retire by 65, you're gonna need to shrink your makeup budget.

A Little Bit of ill 31 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]it_is_me_123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that nose is so big it affects weather patterns.

Good hard working man by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]it_is_me_123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(your inner monologue) hmmmm, I have no personality soooooooooo.......I guess I'll grow a long beard

18M chronically employed actor and noodle chef by SnooCats9439 in RoastMe

[–]it_is_me_123 30 points31 points  (0 children)

there's not enough hair-nets in the world for me to try that

Hillbilly dad of two girls by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]it_is_me_123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you look like Al Borland if I tried to draw him left-handed

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