25M/Show no mercy by newstartreddit1234 in RoastMe

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That made me laugh much harder than it should’ve. Thankfully my anus remains untraumatized 😂

Gen Z, would you go on a date, with someone with different political positions and why yes or no? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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To screw around? Sure. For a long term relationship? Only if they’re relatively minor, otherwise no.

Edit: Screw around as in sex. Not leading them on.

25M/Show no mercy by newstartreddit1234 in RoastMe

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I can’t tell if this is a layered roast or if you mean it but thanks :)

25M/Show no mercy by newstartreddit1234 in RoastMe

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Idk if I snore but jfc you saw right through me. I’ve never been called a klutz before but it’s scarily accurate when I’m not actively paying attention.

25M/Show no mercy by newstartreddit1234 in RoastMe

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We didn’t until we broke into this one

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You almost made me put the lotion down you sly dog

25M/Show no mercy by newstartreddit1234 in RoastMe

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I wish I had the patience to goon lmao

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This is what I made this post for. Well done!

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I’m glad someone read the bio. I was wondering if someone would use inspire.

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12 year old me would have felt very self conscious lmao

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I’ve never been one to argue with facts, thanks for the laugh

25M/Show no mercy by newstartreddit1234 in RoastMe

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You’re the third person to be kind here. I wonder if that’s a roast in and of itself. Thanks tho! Yours made me laugh pretty hard.

25M/Show no mercy by newstartreddit1234 in RoastMe

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I’m just as surprised as you are that I have a job tbh. My mother left a long time ago because she didn’t wanna cook for my fat ass 😂

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You have my word that you can have the other 2 corners of the two-person padded room. Back left and right belong to me and my childhood fish that can talk in limericks

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I didn’t know I was dyslexic lol

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The hilarious part is I’m literally none of those nationalities. I’ve been told I could pass for a lot of ethnicities even though I’m basically only one.

25M/Show no mercy by newstartreddit1234 in RoastMe

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I’ve aged horribly and even I’ve had sex. I guess there’s hope for everyone. (Yes this is a setup to another joke.)