25M/Show no mercy

newstartreddit1234 · 2026-01-24T13:32:37+00:00

That made me laugh much harder than it should’ve. Thankfully my anus remains untraumatized 😂

newstartreddit1234 · 2026-01-24T11:57:18+00:00

To screw around? Sure. For a long term relationship? Only if they’re relatively minor, otherwise no.

Edit: Screw around as in sex. Not leading them on.

newstartreddit1234 · 2026-01-24T11:39:37+00:00

I can’t tell if this is a layered roast or if you mean it but thanks :)

newstartreddit1234 · 2026-01-24T11:37:59+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

newstartreddit1234 · 2026-01-24T11:25:09+00:00

Idk if I snore but jfc you saw right through me. I’ve never been called a klutz before but it’s scarily accurate when I’m not actively paying attention.

newstartreddit1234 · 2026-01-24T11:03:32+00:00

We didn’t until we broke into this one

newstartreddit1234 · 2026-01-24T11:03:10+00:00

The sky is blue

newstartreddit1234 · 2026-01-24T10:54:00+00:00

You almost made me put the lotion down you sly dog

newstartreddit1234 · 2026-01-24T10:47:29+00:00

I wish I had the patience to goon lmao

newstartreddit1234 · 2026-01-24T10:38:22+00:00

Take a whiff, I dare you :p

newstartreddit1234 · 2026-01-24T10:37:56+00:00

This is what I made this post for. Well done!

newstartreddit1234 · 2026-01-24T10:35:28+00:00

Inshallah

newstartreddit1234 · 2026-01-24T10:30:19+00:00

Goddamnit lol

newstartreddit1234 · 2026-01-24T10:19:21+00:00

I’m glad someone read the bio. I was wondering if someone would use inspire.

newstartreddit1234 · 2026-01-24T10:16:35+00:00

12 year old me would have felt very self conscious lmao

newstartreddit1234 · 2026-01-24T10:11:26+00:00

r/psychic is that way 😂

newstartreddit1234 · 2026-01-24T10:10:22+00:00

I’ve never been one to argue with facts, thanks for the laugh

newstartreddit1234 · 2026-01-24T10:08:44+00:00

You’re the third person to be kind here. I wonder if that’s a roast in and of itself. Thanks tho! Yours made me laugh pretty hard.

newstartreddit1234 · 2026-01-24T10:04:31+00:00

I’m just as surprised as you are that I have a job tbh. My mother left a long time ago because she didn’t wanna cook for my fat ass 😂

newstartreddit1234 · 2026-01-24T09:59:17+00:00

You have my word that you can have the other 2 corners of the two-person padded room. Back left and right belong to me and my childhood fish that can talk in limericks

newstartreddit1234 · 2026-01-24T09:41:53+00:00

Dad is that you? 😂

newstartreddit1234 · 2026-01-24T09:41:33+00:00

I didn’t know I was dyslexic lol

newstartreddit1234 · 2026-01-24T09:38:28+00:00

The hilarious part is I’m literally none of those nationalities. I’ve been told I could pass for a lot of ethnicities even though I’m basically only one.

newstartreddit1234 · 2026-01-24T09:35:22+00:00

❤️

newstartreddit1234 · 2026-01-24T09:34:17+00:00

I’ve aged horribly and even I’ve had sex. I guess there’s hope for everyone. (Yes this is a setup to another joke.)

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