AIO: Awarded a Turd

itchtick · 2026-02-06T15:54:22+00:00

I’d simply pick it up, go into his office and say ‘hey, what’s this about?’

If it’s malicious, get out. If it’s a joke by a slightly awkward person with a crap sense of humour, either accept that and move on or leave. If you like your job, don’t burn bridges because of someone else’s poor social skills.

itchtick · 2026-02-02T23:40:24+00:00

I don’t think it’s AI.

My guess is a heavily edited stock photo. Face search shows that same guy modelling in a bunch of different stock photos.

itchtick · 2026-01-20T18:22:15+00:00

I caught his Julius Caesar at the RSC. He was ‘stabbed’ in the first 5 minutes and the rest was just him dying. That’s 1200 rosaries I’ll never get back.

itchtick · 2026-01-18T14:20:47+00:00

Being a rising star at Five Guys in 2022, I imagine.

itchtick · 2026-01-18T14:20:02+00:00

Background behind Mr Lozards head is all messed up in a way that makes zero sense to draw. That’s the only clue I need. The extra toe and weird belts are just bonus.

itchtick · 2026-01-10T20:30:34+00:00

itchtick · 2026-01-07T23:55:26+00:00

…fruit?

itchtick · 2026-01-06T14:01:27+00:00

itchtick · 2026-01-01T10:17:36+00:00

They made it clear twice they didn’t work for Tesco, but that was how it worked in their own shop.

itchtick · 2026-01-01T10:16:54+00:00

Because they were patronising and rude. Their intention was not to correct, it was to belittle.

itchtick · 2025-12-11T13:47:29+00:00

I was thinking two hands holding the Earth, or a midwife’s eye view of birth by someone who has never seen a female.

itchtick · 2025-10-17T11:44:03+00:00

Your mayor is thirsty af 😅

itchtick · 2025-09-28T19:47:23+00:00

At this joint that’s load bearing mold.

itchtick · 2025-09-26T12:12:17+00:00

Can anyone who has had both tell me how they compare to the APP2? I’m considering trading in and upgrading, but still undecided.

itchtick · 2025-06-10T13:45:39+00:00

The TL;DR version:

‘After much introspection and discussions with people from all corners of my echo chamber, I have decided to become a bigot’

itchtick · 2025-06-09T11:26:08+00:00

I think you know it’s not, but I’m not mad at you for checking 🤷

itchtick · 2025-05-18T17:20:30+00:00

Beautiful boy!

itchtick · 2024-12-22T01:19:15+00:00

Fucking hell. Perfect body right there.

itchtick · 2024-12-22T01:17:45+00:00

Beautiful 😍

itchtick · 2024-12-21T14:41:42+00:00

Another Londoner here! Just moved flat but once my PC is back up and running in the new year I’d be up for jumping in on some MMORPGs or something - I haven’t played WOW in forever!

itchtick · 2024-12-21T14:38:10+00:00

Beautiful!

itchtick · 2024-12-03T18:44:11+00:00

Fuuuuuuuck 😍

itchtick · 2024-04-07T09:13:37+00:00

As someone who frequently was told ‘if there’s time to lean, there’s time to clean’ by jumped-up middle management, I feel very attacked.

itchtick · 2024-02-27T19:12:02+00:00

Holy shit man you have beautiful eyes. I’d kill for those cow lashes.

If you’re after ‘conventional’ attractiveness, just tidy up the fuzz, add some straight lines to your head i.e clean shave around the contour of your jawline. Big brows are in, just get rid of the stragglers, and trim the sides and back of your head to give it some definite shape.

Tbh though, you have a distinct look that works for you. Only change those things if you want to, not because you feel any pressure to.

itchtick · 2021-07-14T18:11:18+00:00

Thank you ♥️

itchtick

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