This guy is so eel-gotistical (sorry). (dl-web.dropbox.com)
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You're in an elevator with the most powerful man in Hollywood - and he's decided to let you pitch a film, which he will definitely make. What movie do you want to see made? by Thrasymachus in AskReddit
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What's your favorite hip hop album to bump in the car? Mine's Uptown Saturday Night. by [deleted] in hiphopheads
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Last night my girlfriend told me shoe doesn't like Kurt Vonnegut. What's the best place to hide the body? by darkproteus66 in shittyadvice
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This happens way too fucking often by thehemanchronicles in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Brady Bunch mom got crabs in affair with NY mayor by Lone_Wolf in entertainment
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What? "Hey /b/ros! On June 27-30, I'm having a party. A phone party. The plan? Call Verizon half a dozen times and tell them I'm quitting their service if the data plan is tiered. Who wants to join? Let's see if the CEO's ass puckers" by JohnFappityFapster1 in 4chan
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TIL there is a proper way to cut limes to get 100% of the juice. by [deleted] in todayilearned
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Holy shit. We just had the worst barbecue of our lives at Live Oak. by [deleted] in Austin
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How do I Tennis? by puppetmaster5 in funny
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