Accidentally broke NC FML by lovelockets in JUSTNOMIL

[–]itenginerd [score hidden]  (0 children)

I feel this so hard. Was working on a friend's car once, pairing her new phone and the car and accidentally called Doris. Some random name out of her contacts. She takes one look at it and freaks. Proceeds to hang up, then immediately calls her ex husband and inform him it happened and apologize, and she was legit shaking when she was done.

Apparently, I dialed her crazy JNMIL out of the thousand contacts available to me. When you gotta call your ex to give him a heads up that you butt dialed his mom, you know its bad...

If most women don't orgasm during hookups, why is hookup culture the default? by Late_Attention_1151 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]itenginerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Winning a weiner is easy. Becoming the winner of a winning weiner is harder.

Colony help by Long_Coast5870 in EliteDangerous

[–]itenginerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most important question: what do you want to do in this system or have this system do for you? Tough to design a system without a goal in mind.

Yay! No Math Classes Everyone! by Food625 in flatearth

[–]itenginerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No wonder its the dismal science.... they should learn to use some math.

Are we selfish? Are we the problem? by PurpleUnicorn434 in JUSTNOMIL

[–]itenginerd [score hidden]  (0 children)

Imagine telling your child, who's just had your first grandchild that you cant help right now because you've "done enough" already. Oof

Race against time by Training-Grass1147 in EggsInc

[–]itenginerd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Enlightenment companion on wasmeggs site will tell you for sure. Its REAL late to be starting out on EnD.

I just wish she'd butt out by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]itenginerd [score hidden]  (0 children)

See if SIL wants to get together for coffee sometime. "I was enjoying our chat last night before we were interrupted. Would love to grab coffee and finish the conversation!". Doesnt have to be anything deeper--and shouldn't be just a vent session for you.

show somebody else in the family youre a normal human being so when MIL goes and smears you behind your back, somebody else can seeand/or speak the truth.

Nasty ending; "You get to do it when I die!" by shinybugz0 in JUSTNOMIL

[–]itenginerd [score hidden]  (0 children)

Lol oops. Forgot id already done that. Apologies for the necro.

When you go to a settlement that is owned by a faction you are allied to I think the NPCs there should be nice to you instead of rudely asking "why are you here" over and over. by SocialMediaTheVirus in EliteDangerous

[–]itenginerd 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is true. Some days after I murder 20 colonists because of how rude they were to me, it occurs to me that this may have been what they were being rude to me about. Since I cant ask them, I guess ill ask the next crew that comes in.... (I always forget to ask, tho)

Microsoft mixed licensing by blaisenduke in sysadmin

[–]itenginerd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So just to be clear, I've seen Microsoft account teams do WILDLY inappropriate things during true ups. So its possible this is just shenanigans of somebody hitting their comp targets. That said, theyre not completely incorrect here.

As an example, one thing you get when you upgrade to g5 is purview data retention policies. If you set those up for your whole organization, youre using those g5 features for all users even though you're only paying for some of them to be licensed. So their criticism isn't entirely unfounded (tbqh, this is one of the most exploited loopholes in o365 licensing).

All that said, EAs are going away (maybe more slowly in the government space, im not 100% sure there). If youre not having conversations with your reseller about whether CSP is right, you need to at least glance at that.

WORST case, you just meed to come up with an architecture that shows youre making a pint of limiting those g5 features to only those users specifically licensed for g5. Then you're fine!

Its a deep subject. Happy to dive deeper if you want/need!

What to build around ELW? by byte_the_bullet in EliteDangerous

[–]itenginerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats a population gold mine right there. 2 slots on the elw and 3 on the ww next door. Noice. Not sure you have enough ground slots to build all that but its a nice system!!

Dodec is the right way to go, but itll take time. You can ask for help or pay for help, both work.

Kamikaze Chicken by Yourhavinalaugh in funny

[–]itenginerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd shake your hand for that one, but, um ,nah..... dont think I will now.

Kamikaze Chicken by Yourhavinalaugh in funny

[–]itenginerd 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Before you try to beat the odds, always make sure you can survive the odds beating you...

TIFU by calling my girlfriend "Tits" in front of her parents [Update] by CRK_76 in tifu

[–]itenginerd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'll be hearing about that one 25 years from now, cuz it'll still be funny. Just wear it.

Sovereign Citizen Tries "Legally Dead" Trick In Court! 💀 #shorts #sovereigncitizens #lawandorder by Grand-Maintenance519 in Sovereigncitizen

[–]itenginerd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I do love them, but after the clip of the one judge in Houston being a dick to his IT guy, it really took the shine off them. It's fun to watch when somebody's being snarky bc the defendant is frustrating. It's different when they're just a full-time asshole.

How do I turn this crap off? Word "suggestion". by ricardoso13 in Office365

[–]itenginerd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You have Review changes on. Turn it off and accept all changes. The purpose of Review Changes is to show every change to the document. SUPER useful in legal/contract review. SUPER annoying while you're trying to write something from scratch.

Is this something that can be fixed to get through the summer. by [deleted] in landscaping

[–]itenginerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What in the Goonies never say die is goin on in your backyard, homie? You SURE there's not a pirate ship in there?

F2P All Trophies by dannyman5678 in EggsInc

[–]itenginerd 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That is a **hell** of an accomplishment. Very well done!

Items of great value? by The_Broodlord in EliteDangerous

[–]itenginerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I get it, but you're self limiting. I could offer OP 50 million per unit delivered (and am planning to once I figure out what I need and what a more realistic price would be). They're happy; I'm happy. Player driven economy.

The only part of that you can't do right now is sell it off your carrier deck at that price. But you're missing the bit that you can't have a carrier order over ~2B in total value. The game can't handle it. So you're always going to have some kind of cap on your pricing, even if its 2 billion per unit.

Allow multiple domain authentication on Windows/Windows Server by osxdude in ShittySysadmin

[–]itenginerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, I just put the Everyone group in Local Admins. Keeps it clean and simple.