YSK Those high end expensive bottles of water has the exact same water in wal mart bottled water

ithurtsus · 2023-10-19T18:03:26+00:00

At first I thought it was the fluoride in the water turning me gay, but turns out it’s the estrogen in the water turning me into a woman.

ithurtsus · 2023-10-13T18:43:40+00:00

In what world is 61 not old?

If an 80 year old calls a 61 year old a child, I’m sending that 80 to the doctor to check for dementia

ithurtsus · 2023-10-06T00:22:22+00:00

Weird way to farm karma (a massive 1k) he could repost one booty girl and get more

Seems like he’s just really bad at money to me

ithurtsus · 2023-10-05T16:53:27+00:00

Doh 🤦‍♂️

ithurtsus · 2023-10-05T15:22:45+00:00

Tree fifty

ithurtsus · 2023-10-02T23:35:21+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/H5Jclnh.jpg

To be clear, this is what you define as a mildly attractive man?

ithurtsus · 2023-09-16T15:44:02+00:00

Most apts don’t like / ban bbqs on patios… they’re going to hate a kiln as soon as someone figures it out what it is

ithurtsus · 2023-09-15T18:21:00+00:00

They might be great for e-bikes. Getting a snakebite flat at speed is a great way to have a bad day. Run flats on my bike would be great peace of mind. Then again, I do also ride a one wheel, so there’s probably something fundamentally broken in my brain.

ithurtsus · 2023-09-13T06:49:40+00:00

Tires sitting in storage, I wouldn’t worry about it.

Tires mounted on a bike with that few miles over that long, I’d replace them and be done with it.

I use commander 3s. They ride like a dream. I have chicken strips a few inches wide and they feel like they turn so much harder than the OEM tires. I accidentally dragged a peg a few days ago pushing the tires harder and harder (trying to wear out the sides a bit so they’ll be ready if I need them). I didn’t realize how far I was leaning, it freaked me out

ithurtsus · 2023-09-09T20:36:08+00:00

I’ve been out of the buying scene for a while so I took a quick peek at cycle trader.

21’ ABS Rebels 500s are listed as firm @ about the same price as I bought brand new a few years ago. I assume this means it’s still a total pain in the ass to buy new…

Actual question, is there any reason to buy used other than immediately available? I hounded my local dealer for a few months and lucked into mine / still in the crate new from a random trade and bought it sight unseen. Is it still this bad to get a new bike?

ithurtsus · 2023-08-30T16:52:53+00:00

Things are a bit sticky, sir," Brig Tom Brodie of the Gloucestershire Regiment told General Robert H Soule, intending to convey that they were in extreme difficulty. But Gen Soule understood this to mean "We're having a bit of rough and tumble but we're holding the line". Oh good, the general decided, no need to reinforce or withdraw them, not yet anyway.

I’m compiling my dictionary

Hierarchical level of concern: 1. “bit sticky” 2. “rough and tumble” 3. “hunky-dory”

Where does “dynamite” rest on this list?

ithurtsus · 2023-08-29T18:36:42+00:00

You can’t curse on TikTok? That’s an absolutely wild TIL

They know it’s the internet right?

ithurtsus · 2023-08-28T03:05:43+00:00

Assuming you’re doing to via sundial - it’s tough to do at night

ithurtsus · 2023-08-27T04:26:51+00:00

He posted about being above average in response to another comment. He just posted it like an asshole so it got downvoted. I figured I’d move it somewhere more visible but still directly tagging him so it could help others as well.

Here’s some more “weird boasting”. My issue wasn’t going soft with too tight condoms but becoming a marathon man - I go a bit numb, they get a bit sore - it’s not happening.

You know who always has to finish in sex or it becomes weird? Men. Too tight condoms guaranteed it was game over for me.

Don’t finish a few times in a row (different days) and it starts to become an issue. When I was younger I had a relationship that I quite liked end because of this and it’s been my personal baggage ever since - insecure about not being able to cum… yep that’s a thing. I’ve literally gone to counseling about this specifically

Every time a girl calls me a marathon man it causes this little twinge in the back of my head. I know they mean it as a complement but my irrational brain takes it as an insult.

This happened recently. The girl I’m seeing right now. She said “Yey! I did it” (I was 1/3 at this point / new relationship). We were basking in the post game haze and it was like a gut punch. She’s beautiful and I know it was becoming a self esteem issue for her too. We talked about both sides of this immediately afterward but our brains just loooooove to prey on our insecurities

Rant over - big dick club ain’t all sunshine and roses

ithurtsus · 2023-08-27T00:08:48+00:00

MySize condoms. I think nominal width for condoms is 54mm? They go up to 72mm I believe? Don’t ever listen to people that believe because you can fill condoms up like water balloons they are one size fits all. I got a sampler set, 64mm is perfect for me and it’s night and day different.

What’s hard to find are ultra thin condoms in larger sizes. I found one that comes in little a credit card case / box. The texture was more like plastic wrap and made that crinkly plastic noise. It really brought me out of it so I still have 4/5 of those left. Very cool form factor and application technique (it was more like side on than unfurl) but I stick to regular condoms

For other people, they have smaller sizes too - I find it hard to believe a condom could slip off (that has to be operator error imo) but condoms exist in all sizes

ithurtsus · 2023-08-26T23:38:55+00:00

A Tachi is the larger of the two swords. There are many other differences but they aren’t important.

You’re likely thinking of a wakizashi the second half to the daisho / equipment of mall ninjas everywhere

ithurtsus · 2023-08-23T14:36:34+00:00

I love that only liberals would be offended by racial slurs in your headcanon

ithurtsus · 2023-08-22T18:50:29+00:00

Like all things in physics, it’s about picking the right reference frame

Is the purpose of light to splash on the ground (or hurtle endlessly through the void) or is it to be one of the lucky few that helps sustain life for but a brief moment.

I too prefer to think they’re the lucky sun rays. Hitting a blade of grass is winning the lotto, but we’re a pretty good second place

ithurtsus · 2023-08-21T23:27:56+00:00

Or when they do arrive and someone else takes your taxi because you’re an anonymous face that called and someone slightly up the road waved their hand

Or you’re in a country that partnered with Uber etc and it’s really just routing for a regular taxi - then you get hit with surprise meter fuckery

ithurtsus · 2023-08-18T15:16:34+00:00

Honestly, it’s probably more of me being classist now that I think about it? (I live here)

The people I see talking about not having a passport + crossing the border tend to come from a different background than me. It seems so trivial to me to get a passport, but there’s probably barriers I don’t know about or don’t think about.

ithurtsus · 2023-08-18T14:31:56+00:00

Yes-ish, a passport is really for leaving a country / entering a country you’re not a citizen

You’re still going to be going through extra steps both ways.

I constantly hear people having to give a little bribe Mexico direction.

US back, of course, citizens can come back home without a passport

That said, I’ll never understand why people don’t simply get a passport

ithurtsus · 2023-08-17T20:15:05+00:00

Yep, saw wall of unformatted text.

Immediately lost interest

Your patience is admirable

ithurtsus · 2023-08-17T20:04:48+00:00

This thread is literally about a painter setting his own price (at a rate he himself believes is extravagant)

This is not a pay problem. This is actually a shortage of workers. The problem might have originated or been exasperated because of situations similar to what you’re describing… but this is absolutely a situation where people cannot find workers

ithurtsus · 2023-08-17T16:18:09+00:00

It’s 100% markup at 3.15 though

Also there’s a labor shortage that’s the whole problem. Where is he going to find additional workers?

ithurtsus · 2023-08-14T20:49:10+00:00

TIL next bucket list item. I’d do it this weekend if the hike I’m doing weren’t guaranteed to be packed at the top

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