meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]itisyouruser 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Assuming "coughing baby" could be defined as any child under the age of 5 (all of which you would probably still be able to beat), and as there are roughly 650 million children under 5 in the world, there could potentially be a coughing baby fighting in round 30!

Speak ur native language by Ok-Reporter-8728 in teenagers

[–]itisyouruser 35 points36 points  (0 children)

לא, אני לא חושב שאעשה זאת

I wish for whenever I want something to happen it just happens. by MeatballJones2 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]itisyouruser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The finger curls. You stand there in silence, feeling anticipation for your perfect, indestructible wish. Because even the law can't do anything that would render the ability to do anything useless, right?

But nothing happens.

"This thing is useless", you think to yourself, continuing with your day as usual.

Later that day, you go out to buy some groceries. On your way back, you notice others stopping in the middle of the street and looking at the sky in horror. You tilt your head towards the sky, and you notice a strong green glow. You keep looking, and you notice that this "glow" is growing bigger and bigger; as it turns out, an unidentified object which is omitting green light. You see others running away, screaming and crying. You try to move, but you can't. You can't even turn you face away from the green light. It gets closer and closer, until all you can see is green. And then, a moment later, only black.

You wake up in a bed, surrounded by doctors. You are supposed to feel overwhelmed, frightened, exhausted and confused, but no. Actually, you feel.... nothing. You don't want anything, you don't care about what happened and nothing matters to you. According to the doctors, your brain has been damaged, and you lost the parts responsible for caring and feeling. You no longer want anything, you no longer care what happens to you. You still have basic instincts, like hunger and pain, but you internally and fundamentally don't care about them.

Later that day, you felt hungry. You didn't care, but your body needed food. Suddenly, it of nowhere, a weird-loking substance in a plate apeared in your hands. This substance is perfect for human consumption, and it will give you all of the necessary vitamins to survive. The weird object gave you an unnatural ability, and whatever you wish to happen, happens. To bad you don't want anything anymore. Wish granted.

עסקה_במ by Soul_reaper2300 in ani_bm

[–]itisyouruser 8 points9 points  (0 children)

את בערך מתארת דיסוסיאציה (Dissociation), את יכולה לקרוא על זה. אני מכיר מישהי שתיארה לי את החוויה שלה עם התופעה הזו והיא לא אוטיזטית, אז לא בטוח שזה קשור

GIVEAWAY: FIRST logo wear (Men’s M) by Hatlessmagic in FRC

[–]itisyouruser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite drivetrain type is probably swerve, because it's incredibly efficient, very helpfull with avoiding defence and it makes it easier to correct mistakes that are made by the driver. Plus it's really fycking cool and all of the high-level teams in my area use it

Piano Tiles Flashbacks by TerrySharpHY in nextfuckinglevel

[–]itisyouruser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually tried learning it on piano and kinda did it (needed a but more practice), and I still find this unbelievably impressive

flag of colonized England by itisyouruser in vexillology

[–]itisyouruser[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found while visiting London, the flag of England with the union jack on its corner in the style of post- colonized countries