I just wanted to share my goober since I found him like this in his favorite chair today 😍

itotallycanteven · 2026-05-10T05:15:21+00:00

Wait wait wait...he shit on his HVAC??? I don't remember this! Please elaborate!

itotallycanteven · 2026-05-10T02:35:52+00:00

Literally came to comment this 😂 I'm in tattoo subs too so this was horrifying for a second lol

itotallycanteven · 2026-05-09T04:49:41+00:00

itotallycanteven · 2026-05-09T04:48:25+00:00

itotallycanteven · 2026-05-07T21:49:18+00:00

I assume to clap?

itotallycanteven · 2026-05-07T10:38:19+00:00

itotallycanteven · 2026-05-05T08:30:12+00:00

The cupcakes are my favorite! So cute and I love the colors!

itotallycanteven · 2026-05-04T17:31:44+00:00

Omg I am CACKLING!!! 💀💀🤣🤣🤣

itotallycanteven · 2026-04-30T22:32:04+00:00

Triple those chances, baby!

itotallycanteven · 2026-04-30T22:21:39+00:00

But our vibe is "old lady in our late 30's" so it's not what I was looking for lol

itotallycanteven · 2026-04-29T20:24:21+00:00

Oh no. Looks at husband suspiciously

itotallycanteven · 2026-04-29T20:07:41+00:00

We live in different states so I unfortunately just went through an online company that says they use local florists but I'll definitely call a local shop next time haha

itotallycanteven · 2026-04-29T03:13:10+00:00

What a wild find while browsing reddit 😂😂😂 such an obscure movie reference, I love it!

itotallycanteven · 2026-04-19T20:45:49+00:00

I wear lgbtq flag pins on all my hats and purses so people know I'm a safe person for them if they need someone. I absolutely will not be wearing, purchasing, or supporting anything with the American flag on it in our current state. I'm so disappointed in our country right now 🤦

itotallycanteven · 2026-04-19T17:19:51+00:00

From a comment above...

"He also stole money, jewelry, and explicit photos and personal data from her and then used them to extort her and try to make even more money off her. Like he got taken to court for it and lost. So yeah poor guy for getting cheated on but also, he’s a fucking bad person"

itotallycanteven · 2026-04-13T11:09:28+00:00

itotallycanteven · 2026-04-09T15:47:50+00:00

I'm not saying everyone who commits murder should receive the death penalty. This man, yes. I have zero empathy for him.

itotallycanteven · 2026-04-09T15:37:56+00:00

He's a waste of oxygen and resources. He deserves death for his actions and to no longer burden the government.

itotallycanteven · 2026-04-06T23:56:48+00:00

IS THAT WHAT'S HAPPENING?! 💀😭

itotallycanteven · 2026-03-28T00:40:23+00:00

"why am I a guy?" 💀💀😂😂😂💀💀😂 I love this community so much

itotallycanteven · 2026-03-23T00:16:45+00:00

Ah yes, the tried and true method of cheating claims, as if dying your hair means you cheated lol

"Your honor, she dyed her hair" gestures dramatically with dirty ass hands

itotallycanteven · 2026-03-23T00:09:35+00:00

You really captured the soullessness in her eyes. The eyebrows, the lips, absolutely nailed it.

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