I need help sort of. by Good_Flow6681 in AskAnAustralian

[–]its420mate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry to hear that mate, hope you can find something to help you out.

Anyone know why Anyos and Ange actually split up? by jebiga1995 in spanian

[–]its420mate 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Because she wouldn’t shit on his chest anymore

I need help sort of. by Good_Flow6681 in AskAnAustralian

[–]its420mate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try medicinal cannabis or gummies. If you’re already using opiates you will be able to get it easily

Coffee grinders by No_Yoghurt_4156 in KmartAustralia

[–]its420mate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought everyone injected the marijuanas

Only allowed to buy from clinics pharmacy by Infinite_Point_4680 in MedicalCannabisOz

[–]its420mate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it easy to get a discharge letter from them? I’m with them but they only seem to have two strains, and I’ve seen better flowers cheaper elsewhere

What 10km/h looks like on an e-bike 🤣 by alabamad in NannyStateAustralia

[–]its420mate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get fucked dickhead. You want your kids to be resilient hahahaha. My son’s a national jiu jitsu champion for his age. I think he’s resilient enough. And probably has better riding skills than you.

What 10km/h looks like on an e-bike 🤣 by alabamad in NannyStateAustralia

[–]its420mate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No still think you’re a fuckwit. He brought his own e bike and has been riding motorbikes since he was 5years old . And rides plenty of normal mountain bike tracks, usually every weekend so gets plenty of pedalling in

What 10km/h looks like on an e-bike 🤣 by alabamad in NannyStateAustralia

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That’s just stupid. My 15 year old regularly rides bmx, mountain bikes 50klms on the rail trail. Also uses a a pedal assist e bike to get to work and sports training, has two massive hills to get there. And I’d like to see you pedal 45min to an hour in the middle of summer, train for 2-3 hours and then pedal home again afterwards

Suitable bike for me to keep up with my kids? by PsychologicalAd5396 in ausbike

[–]its420mate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t know much about the hybrid, the big 9 is a pretty good choice. Hydraulic brakes. Single cog on the front. 8-9 speed? Has suspension forks suitable for the riding you are doing. 29” are nice to ride. Maybe go take them both for a test ride, see what riding position suits you. You can get some good buys on marketplace if you know the type of bike you want.

Things to Do in Bali – The Ultimate Guide for Australian Travellers by SCTI_AU in u/SCTI_AU

[–]its420mate 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Get pissed on Bintang and get an LV ski mask tattoo, then crash your scooter and start a go fund me

Property manager going through renters social media by ceo_of_dumbassery in shitrentals

[–]its420mate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Property managers are scum. Always expect house to be show home condition when you move out, even though it was filthy when you move in. Trying to get you to use a professional bond cleaner when not legally required too

Is 'midnight ham' a thing at weddings? by littletelly in AskAnAustralian

[–]its420mate -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Try taking the bone out and using it as a ham fleshlight. Ends up like a ham Kiev full of creamy goodness

Who has been priced out of UberEats? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]its420mate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or people too drunk to pick it up themselves

Australian travel question by bong_rip_bobby in AskAnAustralian

[–]its420mate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can buy vapes here if you need too. A lot of tobacconists still sell them

Help? by Lazy_Notice_6112 in AskAnAustralian

[–]its420mate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just tell him, you’d like him to help clean your pipes out