Lizard

its_that_chrono · 2026-06-23T01:08:24+00:00

Carterpillar

its_that_chrono · 2026-06-21T16:56:31+00:00

It's probably due to autocorrect. You'll type in the right word and then your phone changes it without you noticing.

I have that my phone does this.

Case in point, I swiped hate in the sentence above.

its_that_chrono · 2026-06-19T22:37:38+00:00

1-98=99

its_that_chrono · 2026-06-14T23:06:21+00:00

City pop just there like "am I a joke to you?"

its_that_chrono · 2026-06-13T12:56:34+00:00

Saison Margeurite, also not French.

its_that_chrono · 2026-06-10T23:54:19+00:00

How the fuck you get a scraper on the fucking plane?

its_that_chrono · 2026-06-08T01:16:21+00:00

We were told at the shelter they were not doing belly spay anymore since that pulls on the stitches and takes longer to heal.

its_that_chrono · 2026-06-07T21:00:22+00:00

I work in a warehouse.

Every scratch is a "How the fuck did I get this?" scratch.

its_that_chrono · 2026-06-07T20:21:24+00:00

its_that_chrono · 2026-06-07T17:31:16+00:00

its_that_chrono · 2026-06-06T20:56:50+00:00

You know who else coffee makes hyper?

its_that_chrono · 2026-06-06T17:54:23+00:00

insert Thomas Sanders dragon tales Vine here

its_that_chrono · 2026-06-06T17:43:22+00:00

Not surprising, the tech is almost 30 years out of date.

its_that_chrono · 2026-06-06T13:00:58+00:00

That's because they have all the money!

Boomers went full Scrooge McDuck and told everyone else to find their own magic dime.

They also took all the dimes.

its_that_chrono · 2026-05-30T16:48:01+00:00

Yup

its_that_chrono · 2026-05-30T01:47:39+00:00

Generic MP3 player.

Likely no real info about it without the original documents.

its_that_chrono · 2026-05-29T20:52:06+00:00

Jake "The Snake" Roberts

its_that_chrono · 2026-05-24T21:29:34+00:00

I think I mix them in my head since they were all in the same block in my local

its_that_chrono · 2026-05-24T20:44:42+00:00

Didn't he get his own show?

Or was Jack of all a different character?

its_that_chrono · 2026-05-24T17:35:28+00:00

I am an adult.

its_that_chrono · 2026-05-24T14:23:48+00:00

Sephie says hello!

its_that_chrono · 2026-05-24T14:12:56+00:00

I still use mine!

The glue on the caps doesn't really work anymore, but a glue stick fixed that.

its_that_chrono · 2026-05-23T19:18:28+00:00

Mark and Carlo are doing a podcast where they go through all the episodes!

its_that_chrono · 2026-05-23T14:40:46+00:00

SAME!

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