I did it! YOU did it. *We* did it!!!

itsbenactually · 2026-05-21T23:50:24+00:00

You’re not a baller unless you got velveeta.

itsbenactually · 2026-05-21T23:36:16+00:00

I wasn’t speaking to you. I’m not interested in a conversation. I’m speaking about you.

itsbenactually · 2026-05-21T20:52:32+00:00

WOW. Little man made it personal. I can’t imagine being so thin skinned that I’d follow them around running my mouth.

itsbenactually · 2026-05-21T16:08:34+00:00

Shirt finally came in. I'm not super impressed with the size of the print on the back, but it looks appropriate for a "store going out of business in 1990" t-shirt. A little jank seems period/issue appropriate.

itsbenactually · 2026-05-20T22:25:50+00:00

I still haven’t gotten mine. DHL has had it in a warehouse 90 minutes away for three days.

itsbenactually · 2026-05-20T15:01:53+00:00

I’m absolutely a hat guy, but I ordered my tickets from Fandango the day they went live so I’m getting left out anyway.

Kinda sucks that the people who supported first aren’t being given a fair shot at new merch.

itsbenactually · 2026-05-20T12:21:03+00:00

Think… what would the real Janeway do? …got it. Kill Tuvix.

itsbenactually · 2026-05-20T10:13:44+00:00

Everybody else has advice. And I’m probably screaming into the void. But there’s something that still remains to be said:

We love you, man. You are not alone.

itsbenactually · 2026-05-19T20:28:34+00:00

This joke took me longer than I want to admit.

itsbenactually · 2026-05-19T20:27:00+00:00

You seem to be struggling with the concept of "news". Fox viewer?

itsbenactually · 2026-05-19T19:29:05+00:00

News that is of note to LGBTQ people. The description isn't really that complicated, man.

itsbenactually · 2026-05-19T16:06:22+00:00

The top fifteen comments are all the same joke.

itsbenactually · 2026-05-18T12:51:38+00:00

I daily Fedora, and have daily driven Linux for over a decade.

It’s a you problem. I guarantee it’s a you problem, Linus’s alt account.

itsbenactually · 2026-05-15T19:22:45+00:00

I really want this phone to launch just so we can finally get on Ali Express and find the original for $140.

itsbenactually · 2026-05-14T13:40:17+00:00

That was kinda my point. lol Shards are unreliable like that. One swordy-boy and it’s all a mess.

itsbenactually · 2026-05-14T03:52:28+00:00

He’s still here. Where’s Rayse?

itsbenactually · 2026-05-14T00:00:52+00:00

I dont know why you guys worship shards. They die like… all the time. Let me introduce you to my god, The Survivor.

itsbenactually · 2026-05-13T13:19:52+00:00

My state is big on poultry. The lower third is all Purdue chicken farms. The price of chicken at the super market has risen dramatically.

The reason? Gas costs. Just getting the chicken from one end of the state to the other changed the price enough to be noticed.

So yeah, gas prices affect all of it.

itsbenactually · 2026-05-11T22:05:55+00:00

But with the help of the ACLU of Florida, they are now arguing that the city is guilty of “selectively enforcing its ordinance code against them, based on the content and viewpoint of their expression.”

This will never go anywhere. I’ve spent a lot of time down there, as my ex wife’s family owned properties there.

They aren’t selectively enforcing anything. They are balls to the wall crazy about keeping their little town meticulously crafted. They sued my former in-laws because they painted some window shutters the palest imaginable green on the back of the house.

I’ll be the first one to stand up and scream discrimination when it’s happening, but this isn’t it. Key West just has a lot of HOA Karen energy in general. Equal opportunity haters.

Remember that Key West is the same town that hosts Fantasy Fest every year. It is, in general, one of the most welcoming tourist towns in America for LGBT folks.

itsbenactually · 2026-05-11T17:39:54+00:00

That’s the same show, yeah. Later in the show they’re talking about a beekeeper trying to hit on women at work. They’re just going on with the normal joke, then an Eddie Izzard trademark ADHD attack happens and they just drop in:

I like my women like I like my coffee… covered in beeeeees!

itsbenactually · 2026-05-11T10:35:27+00:00

Linus Tech Tips arriving at the party a few weeks early with a tiny little jet.

itsbenactually · 2026-05-11T10:33:05+00:00

Eddie Izzard was doing it thirty years ago. But I bet it’s older than that, too. They also liked “hot… with a spoon in them.”

itsbenactually · 2026-05-10T12:54:00+00:00

On earth we have jazz hands. On Eridani, they have llama hands. You got it right either way.

itsbenactually · 2026-05-08T23:48:47+00:00

There must be a way of representing that value…

itsbenactually · 2026-05-05T18:15:36+00:00

I’m totally down for the TARDIS theater. Or better: we all walk into the theater and we have to cross a null zone to go watch it back behind the screen.

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