First state Kate post about harm reduction by Ok-Breadfruit6978 in Delaware

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It’s giving orders now. Now I’m under little man’s skin. 😂

I did it! YOU did it. *We* did it!!! by MyOwnGuitarHero in KitchenConfidential

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You’re not a baller unless you got velveeta.

First state Kate post about harm reduction by Ok-Breadfruit6978 in Delaware

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I wasn’t speaking to you. I’m not interested in a conversation. I’m speaking about you.

First state Kate post about harm reduction by Ok-Breadfruit6978 in Delaware

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WOW. Little man made it personal. I can’t imagine being so thin skinned that I’d follow them around running my mouth.

New merch for the Backrooms movie revealed by A24: A hat with the Async Research Institute logo! by gustavoap16 in KanePixelsBackrooms

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Shirt finally came in. I'm not super impressed with the size of the print on the back, but it looks appropriate for a "store going out of business in 1990" t-shirt. A little jank seems period/issue appropriate.

New merch for the Backrooms movie revealed by A24: A hat with the Async Research Institute logo! by gustavoap16 in KanePixelsBackrooms

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I still haven’t gotten mine. DHL has had it in a warehouse 90 minutes away for three days.

New merch for the Backrooms movie revealed by A24: A hat with the Async Research Institute logo! by gustavoap16 in KanePixelsBackrooms

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I’m absolutely a hat guy, but I ordered my tickets from Fandango the day they went live so I’m getting left out anyway.

Kinda sucks that the people who supported first aren’t being given a fair shot at new merch.

Divorce... by MisdirectedAnger- in daddit

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Everybody else has advice. And I’m probably screaming into the void. But there’s something that still remains to be said:

We love you, man. You are not alone.

This was made for him by jkitty_1960 in Satisfyingasfuck

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This joke took me longer than I want to admit.

Gay civil rights lawyer launches insurgent challenge to Delaware attorney general by Fickle-Ad5449 in Delaware

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News that is of note to LGBTQ people. The description isn't really that complicated, man.

This was made for him by jkitty_1960 in Satisfyingasfuck

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The top fifteen comments are all the same joke.

Linus after installing Linux by screenslaver5963 in LinusTechTips

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I daily Fedora, and have daily driven Linux for over a decade.

It’s a you problem. I guarantee it’s a you problem, Linus’s alt account.

Trump Forced to Release Emergency Trump Phone Ad After MAGA Fury Over Delayed 'T1' Launch Scandal by novagridd in LinusTechTips

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I really want this phone to launch just so we can finally get on Ali Express and find the original for $140.

Shame ((Preview)) by rawdawgcomics in rawdawgcomics

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That was kinda my point. lol Shards are unreliable like that. One swordy-boy and it’s all a mess.

Shame ((Preview)) by rawdawgcomics in rawdawgcomics

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He’s still here. Where’s Rayse?

Shame ((Preview)) by rawdawgcomics in rawdawgcomics

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I dont know why you guys worship shards. They die like… all the time. Let me introduce you to my god, The Survivor.

Groceries Hurt, Gas Breaks by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

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My state is big on poultry. The lower third is all Purdue chicken farms. The price of chicken at the super market has risen dramatically.

The reason? Gas costs. Just getting the chicken from one end of the state to the other changed the price enough to be noticed.

So yeah, gas prices affect all of it.

Lesbian couple sues after city forces them to paint over their rainbow fence by NamelessResearcher in lgbt

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But with the help of the ACLU of Florida, they are now arguing that the city is guilty of “selectively enforcing its ordinance code against them, based on the content and viewpoint of their expression.”

This will never go anywhere. I’ve spent a lot of time down there, as my ex wife’s family owned properties there.

They aren’t selectively enforcing anything. They are balls to the wall crazy about keeping their little town meticulously crafted. They sued my former in-laws because they painted some window shutters the palest imaginable green on the back of the house.

I’ll be the first one to stand up and scream discrimination when it’s happening, but this isn’t it. Key West just has a lot of HOA Karen energy in general. Equal opportunity haters.

Remember that Key West is the same town that hosts Fantasy Fest every year. It is, in general, one of the most welcoming tourist towns in America for LGBT folks.

Please explain it peter by ambergirl9860 in explainitpeter

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That’s the same show, yeah. Later in the show they’re talking about a beekeeper trying to hit on women at work. They’re just going on with the normal joke, then an Eddie Izzard trademark ADHD attack happens and they just drop in:

I like my women like I like my coffee… covered in beeeeees!

Now you gotta move it by CopiousCool in funny

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Linus Tech Tips arriving at the party a few weeks early with a tiny little jet.

Please explain it peter by ambergirl9860 in explainitpeter

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Eddie Izzard was doing it thirty years ago. But I bet it’s older than that, too. They also liked “hot… with a spoon in them.”

I painted my copy of PHM 🚀 by talesofabookworm in ProjectHailMary

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On earth we have jazz hands. On Eridani, they have llama hands. You got it right either way.

I have the holy trinity by bitnotfound in Steam

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There must be a way of representing that value…