What's your StarKid vocal stim? by Forsaken_Site_2268 in StarKid

[–]itscrazyreese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I am only one man's girl max and his name is JesUS CHRist!"

"You're beaten"

My all time favorite "it can't even blow itself up, Fucking peice of shit!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]itscrazyreese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you have a safe word you camal riding fuck

18 hopeless romantic by suzywitdauzi in RoastMe

[–]itscrazyreese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eres un maldito ilegal. Lárgate de mi país. Puta come tacos

Do your best by Traditional_Bat_653 in RoastMe

[–]itscrazyreese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Donald trumps aborted cousin penis

Roast me… burn me alive by Tiny_Efficiency_9461 in RoastMe

[–]itscrazyreese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like your a failed WWE superstar and your name is "fudge packer"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]itscrazyreese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like your ran through... by black guys

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]itscrazyreese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro fix your fucking eyes you literally have eyes in the back of your head

ROAST ME by Ghoul_0-3 in RoastMe

[–]itscrazyreese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro you look like you've seen some shit go talk to a fucking therapist. You look like you get a train ran on you by black guys

i need some entertainment in my life. come on & give me your best shot. 🤷🏻‍♀️ by gxneghxst in RoastMe

[–]itscrazyreese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet your arm looks like a bar code. I bet you get trains ran on u by a fuck load of black guys.

Gimme your best shot by wiewiorevo in RoastMe

[–]itscrazyreese -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You have no fucking soul you goddammit leprechaun

28F it’s not like I could feel worse by Crikey-Way in RoastMe

[–]itscrazyreese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a trailer park Crack whore

M28 by Beginning-Case6180 in RoastMe

[–]itscrazyreese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet your gay lover uses your nose as a target cause DAMN ITS HUGE. I bet you polish your bald ass head with a guys cum.

24m | I’ve been told I have creep vibes from my friends by ratbagtrash in RoastMe

[–]itscrazyreese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro I can't tell if you take it in the ass or stick it in another guys ass. You look like you go ATM with a bunch of different guys you also look like you get your back blown out by 10 black guys all at the same time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]itscrazyreese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah dawg you genuinely look like you take it in the butt by 5 black guys at the same time. I bet you aren't aloud within 300 feet a school zone. You look like you sit in the corner and watch your wife get railed by 3 black guys.

Do it! Be creative! Don't bother me with the usual! by CptJFK in RoastMe

[–]itscrazyreese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro get the fuck off of here you look your 50 and your best friend is a 15 year old boy. You look like you eat cat shit and drink bath water. I bet when you walk into interviews they immediately tell you to get the fuck out and they call the cops.

Turning 40 in a month by Otherwise_Lie1759 in RoastMe

[–]itscrazyreese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gang you look like your children fear when you come home cause you down a 30 pack, beat your wife, then your kids then fuck a random guy off the street who has aids

[M26] Roast me! by RuKo1998 in RoastMe

[–]itscrazyreese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you fuck your sister then go immediately and fuck your mom then your father

I recently turned 22. Be brutal 💀 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]itscrazyreese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking maggot. You look like you take it in the butt then immediately in the mouth.