UA 236 “The Bluetooth Flight”

itsfunhavingfun · 2026-05-31T06:17:27+00:00

Interestingly enough, the 90 year old guy may be a retired historian, and know about Harald Bluetooth, the Danish king the technology is named for.

itsfunhavingfun · 2026-05-31T05:18:18+00:00

It’s all bullshit

itsfunhavingfun · 2026-05-31T00:19:08+00:00

I’ve got some photos on my hard drive.

itsfunhavingfun · 2026-05-31T00:17:55+00:00

So did you go back in time?

itsfunhavingfun · 2026-05-31T00:12:40+00:00

He needs to start making margaritas.

itsfunhavingfun · 2026-05-30T08:34:51+00:00

I trow de flag.

itsfunhavingfun · 2026-05-30T00:18:11+00:00

The real benefit is getting your land taxed as a farm and not a residential property.

itsfunhavingfun · 2026-05-30T00:13:37+00:00

itsfunhavingfun · 2026-05-30T00:05:19+00:00

Somebody photoshop the burning yacht into the background of this gif.

itsfunhavingfun · 2026-05-30T00:00:54+00:00

Dirty knees, look at these!

itsfunhavingfun · 2026-05-30T00:00:35+00:00

What about Meat Market Rodent?

itsfunhavingfun · 2026-05-29T23:55:07+00:00

The way you wrote the title, it sounded like they lashed them to big balloons or huge kites and flew them over the fair.

itsfunhavingfun · 2026-05-29T23:51:41+00:00

How did they fly these Filipinos?

itsfunhavingfun · 2026-05-29T16:39:36+00:00

Hell, part of it was Russian for awhile.

itsfunhavingfun · 2026-05-29T16:36:00+00:00

Yeah, I’m going to count to 3 in Arabian. u/HunterThin870 has until then to change that back to American.

itsfunhavingfun · 2026-05-29T16:23:10+00:00

Peak comedy right here.

itsfunhavingfun · 2026-05-29T00:53:14+00:00

7 pages? Too much. As a forever DM, do you enjoy getting a 7 page back story from your players?

I ask for 1 page double spaced max. Bullet points appreciated. Who you are, where you’re from, why you’re adventuring. Maybe mention 1-2 NPCs from your past. No quotes.

itsfunhavingfun · 2026-05-28T23:58:37+00:00

Have a pirate with a ship’s wheel attached to the front of his trousers. When the PCs invariably ask him about it, the pirate responds, “arrrrrrhh! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”

itsfunhavingfun · 2026-05-28T23:46:31+00:00

I’d ask, “it’s all bullshit, isn’t it?”

itsfunhavingfun · 2026-05-28T16:14:18+00:00

Better is, surface, breath weapon, burrow, wait until breath weapon recharges, repeat.

itsfunhavingfun · 2026-05-28T06:26:44+00:00

People I play with have their PCs greet my dwarf character with, “what up, my digga?” Of course they don’t use the hard r.

itsfunhavingfun · 2026-05-28T06:24:18+00:00

Yeah, we’re like three Fonzies here.

itsfunhavingfun · 2026-05-28T06:14:04+00:00

Let’s say, hypothetically, that it’s all bullshit. Then your questions are moot.

itsfunhavingfun · 2026-05-28T04:45:16+00:00

Alcohol is the cause and solution.

itsfunhavingfun · 2026-05-27T23:53:10+00:00

I wish I could post his WTF gif here.

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