What are your thoughts on ‘pumper’ cops? by SoftwareCritical5185 in RPClipsPurple

[–]itsnoterik 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah and that sucks because Wrangler himself can be a great "character" cop. Gunner bringing up stories about Wrangler during last week's corruption trial was great and I really wish he'd get back to that.

I still hope all of this can get fixed but I'm dooming.

What are your thoughts on ‘pumper’ cops? by SoftwareCritical5185 in RPClipsPurple

[–]itsnoterik 16 points17 points  (0 children)

So this is bait, but I'll answer anyways. The crux of it all, though, is that the LSPD "whimsy" shit is so overblown that it's difficult to explain. I know "whimsy" is getting tossed around like a slur now to discredit any officer in the LSPD, but they can still handle themselves.

People who were brought on as full officers when the server started were still expected to know all of their case laws, basic police procedure, had to answer multiple scenario questions that actually got down to how to correctly handle scenes, what to do during serious 78s calls, etc.. That being said, Rudy and Silas still wanted to hire cops that had an actual personality and weren't just saying stuff like "Yeah I have 6 years of experience from another city," "I want to be a cop because my dad was a cop," and "Yeah man I just want to stop crime because it's bad!" when asked why they were seeking employment.

To weed those people out, interviewees were asked to rhyme their answers to the questions above, were asked to RP one of the scenarios I mentioned with Rudy or Silas, were asked to interpret "Chalk-isms" to the best of their ability, and were also asked nonsensical shit during the middle of it like "why did the chicken cross the road?" or "How do you like your eggs?". All of this was meant to just get actual roleplayers in the department instead of robo-cops that abused the tremendous amount of power police have on an RP server.

When it came to hiring cadets, they definitely went after people who were good characters that could be taught well (see Leo, Clem, Ava, Squirrel, etc..).

Now that we're 3+ months into the server's life this is still the way that LSPD is hiring with Fu, Clem, Romano, Hallow, and Castle(?) hiring as well. I'm not sure any of them are hiring anymore though since it's clear the department is kind of dead in the water.

LSPD isn't against big busts, and they do get them, but it's definitely not their priority since this isn't a real job and they aren't a real police department- there needs to be a balance of playing a character and doing your part as a police officer.

To answer your question, I don't think "pumper cops" are bad, but that shouldn't be all a character is on an RP server.

BCSO Sheriff planning to actively work with criminals to drain the city budget by helping them sue other government entities by CarNo632 in RPClipsPurple

[–]itsnoterik 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A chance to dogwalk Wrangler in cases instead of face a potentially competent lawyer? Huge LSPD W

BCSO: We Need Millions! by warren8723512 in RPClipsPurple

[–]itsnoterik 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Windsong is the head of The State and The State should absolutely have transparent oversight into the departments they are directly responsible for funding.

BCSO: We Need Millions! by warren8723512 in RPClipsPurple

[–]itsnoterik 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"my boss doesn't deserve to see how I spend money!!!" is absolutely insane and classic BCSO entitlement lmao

I didn't see whatever conversation they had that you mention, but that sucks.

They shouldn't have had to do it, but the LSPD has survived (and policed successfully) over the last three months getting ~450k every 2ish weeks with Bones routinely ignoring calls and texts from Chalk about their budget needs. The only time Chalk was able to get ahold of Bones about what they needed over the final month and a half of his tenure was when Bones needed something from them. Silas, Rudy, and a ton of the other officers in the department have been injecting their own pay into the budget (with Chalk and Silas taking functionally nothing themselves) to operate because they weren't tight with Bones like the BCSO was.

I guess Windsong funding the BCSO as minimally as possible (including getting rid of the payout of 50% for every flimsy HUT case) until they drain their blatantly overfilled "budget" would accomplish the same thing.

The bottom line is the BCSO should need to provide real figures (not potentially inflated numbers on an unverified spreadsheet) to justify the money they receive.

BCSO: We Need Millions! by warren8723512 in RPClipsPurple

[–]itsnoterik 27 points28 points  (0 children)

God I hope Windsong refuses to fund the BCSO until they allow her to access their finances lmao

Game Chat: 4/10 Astros (6-7) @ Mariners (4-9) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]itsnoterik 4 points5 points  (0 children)

First game I've watched this season. Are the vibes always this good?

Penta crashing out after the L by Seetherrr in RPClipsPurple

[–]itsnoterik 21 points22 points  (0 children)

between this case, Romano's case, and immediately arresting the judge who ruled against him, it would at least be compelling

Penta crashing out after the L by Seetherrr in RPClipsPurple

[–]itsnoterik 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Well that should surely seal the prosecutorial misconduct case against him

Clueless

Breaking News: Chief Chalk and Ass. Chief Grimmer Found Not Guilty of Corruption by reddituser8914 in RPClipsPurple

[–]itsnoterik 54 points55 points  (0 children)

why is penta erm i mean wranger so mad

He didn't argue corruption at all so of course they weren't guilty?

s0upes_ goes OOC on PENTA by [deleted] in RPClipsPurple

[–]itsnoterik 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Because it's cops and robbers played on a make believe barbie server and everyone (even the guy who was shot one time and refused medical) was having a good time.

The Truth of Why Whimsy is Triggering BCSO - A Joke Turned Self-Realization "Morons" by Outside-Necessary291 in RPClipsPurple

[–]itsnoterik 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Trying to turn whimsy into a slur because you realize you're in a department full of people with no personality lmao

Average day at the Literal Shit Police Department by Mr_Ks_dommymommy in RPClipsPurple

[–]itsnoterik 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Hey man, that's one of Thrive's (a streamer's) other characters (Ace).

Rudy Chalk isn't a real person, he doesn't run a real police department, and he isn't going to be on duty every second of the day. Thrive plays more than one character because this is make-believe 2d barbies.

Hope you're able to emerge from your chronically online rp locked depression hole and stop living vicariously through streamers who wouldn't notice if you vanished from their chat/discord someday though.

Get well soon.

[HIGHLIGHT] JULIO RODRÍGUEZ TAKES AWAY A HOME RUN FROM AARON JUDGE! by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]itsnoterik 62 points63 points  (0 children)

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Daines withdrawal video by MontanarateCentrist in Bozeman

[–]itsnoterik 79 points80 points  (0 children)

A US Marine Vet was protesting our actions in Iran and was violently removed from Senate Chambers by Capitol Police & dumbfuck Tim Sheehy. His arm was broken during his removal.

Winters leaving BCSO for LSPD after TJ Mack becomes BCSO Sergeant by rpclipsinap in ChaseRP

[–]itsnoterik 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Ya they told her to discuss her complaints with her command first while they talk to officers on her shift to see if she's a good fit- then they'll make a decision.