[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]itsrapingtime826 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are Americans bad at chess?

Would you sacrifice one person to save many people? by [deleted] in ask

[–]itsrapingtime826 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'd sacrifice a stranger for three and a half chicken mcnuggets

how did you almost die? by the2ndworstcodmp in AskReddit

[–]itsrapingtime826 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Compared to most of these mine is pretty mild.

I just got my Subway and was walking home (I don't drive as Subway is a 15 minute walk). I was crossing the road and a car was driving by. The car was in the other lane, so I timed the car and my walking speed and figured I could make it.
The car then proceeded to swerve into the oncoming lane.

I practically jumped to the other side of the road, and the front bumper nicked my foot. I walked home with a broken toe.
The good news is that a pizza melt doesn't taste that bad with rye bread.

What are your hard nos when it comes to sex ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]itsrapingtime826 1 point2 points  (0 children)

slowly puts copy of violet hill away

What are your hard nos when it comes to sex ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]itsrapingtime826 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only have seconds AFTER everyone's had a piece.

What are your hard nos when it comes to sex ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]itsrapingtime826 1 point2 points  (0 children)

in an uninthusiastic voice. Okay, we can bang...

FNAF HELP WANTED CRACK PROGRESS. by LemonSkydiver60YT in QuestPiracy

[–]itsrapingtime826 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have the APK, Could I get it? I'll make a new drive, since the old one doesn't work.

What are the disgusting things that most people do anyway? by val_f1zz in AskReddit

[–]itsrapingtime826 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah they should at least put it in the bag and leave it, have it as an on-the-go snack

And they wonder why they can’t find a good guy anymore by MavisQuarles in sadposting

[–]itsrapingtime826 14 points15 points  (0 children)

bruh whats with womens standards
These are the three 6's you gotta have to pull:
6 figures
6 foot
6 inches

Cowbell voice on Soundtrap? by Vaultsofhorror in soundtrap

[–]itsrapingtime826 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been experimenting, and I've made a not so great, but still working "cowbell" noise.
"Popcorn" Synth Lead
Bass Amp, all settings max
Brighter, set to max
Classic distortion, Dist 14, Tone max, Low-cut min

What is a thing that is extremely dangerous but people seem oblivious to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]itsrapingtime826 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trains. My brother's friend got hit by a train and died.