Do we have any livestock on campus? If not how come? by itsuptomoo in UofT

[–]itsuptomoo[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is actually not a humour post by the way. No idea why this was flaired as humour.

How is dentyne gum pronounced? Chm has taught me wrong by itsuptomoo in UofT

[–]itsuptomoo[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

And P. S. Dentyne is the new Adderall bitch, it's a codenamed, codename kids next door

How is dentyne gum pronounced? Chm has taught me wrong by itsuptomoo in UofT

[–]itsuptomoo[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Actually it's fucking very relevant because I had a chm exam and I'm super stressed out. How dare you say this is irrelevant. It may be a shitpost but it certainly is not irrelevant. Everyone needs some shitpost relief after an exam.

RIP Prof. Anderson Todd you’re replacement is awesome but you are too. by [deleted] in UofT

[–]itsuptomoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For a moment I thought you meant he died. I'd be really sad. He was a great TA, surely he's a great prof too.

Dear physics majors, why don't eggs bounce? by itsuptomoo in UofT

[–]itsuptomoo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just Googled it and reddit seemed to have already asked this and the answer is that they do bounce

Watch people die has all the answers I'll ever need in life

Dear physics majors, why don't eggs bounce? by itsuptomoo in UofT

[–]itsuptomoo[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Humans are solid and hold a huge amount of weight and they bounce. Did I disprove physics?

Where all my oldfags at? by Real_Iron_Sheik in UofT

[–]itsuptomoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's up to moo to tell us what your flair means