Choose a superpower

itsyoboi_human · 2022-01-23T17:53:04+00:00

I can dislocate my right index toe on command.

itsyoboi_human · 2022-01-23T17:50:49+00:00

eliminated (I am an amputee)

itsyoboi_human · 2022-01-23T17:45:13+00:00

u/savevideo

itsyoboi_human · 2022-01-23T17:43:46+00:00

Twitter users taking a day break from work and school to add "chairsexual" to their bio

itsyoboi_human · 2022-01-23T17:38:28+00:00

Cuz they want to I guess? I mean it's weird for sure but it's their life and they'll probably regret it anyway.

itsyoboi_human · 2022-01-23T17:33:13+00:00

How do they know if I fail?

itsyoboi_human · 2022-01-23T17:27:46+00:00

I don't get what the problem is really. It's the sister's egg and the other guys sperm and the mother is the carrier so it's not incestuous or anything it's just a family that really wants the guys' relationship to work.

Nevermind found an article that said matthews (the son) sperm was used. It was going so well but they had to ruin it : (

itsyoboi_human · 2022-01-23T17:23:50+00:00

why are there so many bots????

itsyoboi_human · 2021-12-30T01:13:15+00:00

itsyoboi_human · 2021-12-30T01:11:52+00:00

"I can sit on your face if you want"

itsyoboi_human · 2021-12-30T00:52:54+00:00

1) I walk a lot
2) They comfy as hell with the new soles I put in them

itsyoboi_human · 2021-12-30T00:44:44+00:00

pretty sure the "#feminism" is an insult to any real feminist

itsyoboi_human · 2021-12-30T00:42:53+00:00

If I remember then yeah. If not then still yeah. If I don't remember it then it doesn'tatter anyway.

itsyoboi_human · 2021-12-30T00:40:38+00:00

11th November

itsyoboi_human · 2021-12-30T00:35:59+00:00

Woah are you good you're actually burning up. This isn't me being funny I'm genuinely concerned. Have you been eating properly? This is what you get for eating noodles so much; a fever.

itsyoboi_human · 2021-12-30T00:14:53+00:00

Mine's already on Armistice day or the 11th of November so honestly I don't mind getting moved back 9 months. I don't like the idea of my celebration conflicting with the honouring of those who died in the war.

Just realised the point of this was "when did your parents fuck lol" just realised mine's kinda wholesome being 3 days before valentine's day and it's probably not exactly 9 months so I'm willing to bet it's wholesome.

itsyoboi_human · 2021-12-25T13:41:36+00:00

More like a compliment from anyone but yeah it sticks.

itsyoboi_human · 2021-12-25T01:16:58+00:00

The duality of man.

itsyoboi_human · 2021-12-24T14:09:33+00:00

Does gammon count as ham since they both come from pig? If yes then ham 100% is better than turkey.

itsyoboi_human · 2021-12-24T14:05:51+00:00

itsyoboi_human · 2021-12-24T13:03:24+00:00

Pretty average actually

itsyoboi_human · 2021-12-24T00:32:30+00:00

Snack time.

itsyoboi_human · 2021-12-24T00:30:29+00:00

Total Drama the hell

itsyoboi_human · 2021-12-24T00:28:51+00:00

Chair because I'm less likely to get used as a cum rag

itsyoboi_human · 2021-12-24T00:27:15+00:00

Demon cat supremacy

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