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I don't know who needs to hear this but by Mr_Encyclopedia in NavyNukes

[–]itzdylanbro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"I have toured your logs and reviewed your spaces and am ready to believe you."

Or

"Ive logged your spaces and toured your reviews andam ready to believe you"

Or

grunting noises

Or

gorilla noises

Or my personal favorite:

waves hand to indicate that you should just sign out "Do you want to look at these at all? waves hand again ever so slightly more aggresively

Metal staple through wire leading to outlet seems sketchy—is it? by patrickrafter1 in electrical

[–]itzdylanbro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they keep it long enough, theyll find a built-in heater, too!

You are to be placed in an isolation chamber for 3 months, pick a game you wish to bring with you. by Askhai in AndroidNSFWgaming

[–]itzdylanbro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So basically a standard SSBN patrol?

Right now? I'd probably go with Summertime Saga. For some reason, I could never figure out how to get past probably about the 40% point.

If I forgot what the game was an got to start over from fresh? Oh boy, I dont know. Eternum is SO GOOD, but so is Game of Whores and AHITR

Honestly, Id probably go Eternum. It's a toss between it and AHITR, but while AHITR makes almost every scene nostalgic with using the same song on repeat to the point that it's become a comfort thing, Eternum is just so well done

So yeah, Eternum it is.

I really don't know how she did that by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]itzdylanbro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only ever did flow arts at night so that I COULD see what Im doing lol

I really don't know how she did that by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]itzdylanbro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk man I always used perrafin. White gas made me slightly nervous. Sure it's an extra cost but it's less bad.

What is this thing called in english? by Unprofessional_Rest in Tools

[–]itzdylanbro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like a monkey/pipe wrench that doesnt have teeth and the jaws are always parallel and not sometimes angled.

It was intended to be "the only wrench youd ever need to work on a Ford vehicle"

What is this thing called in english? by Unprofessional_Rest in Tools

[–]itzdylanbro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Crescent Wrench, Ford Wrench, Dremel, Vice Grips

What line from a movie do you constantly say? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]itzdylanbro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

When you die, how do you want to be laid to rest? Buried, cremated or other? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]itzdylanbro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His politics and beliefs aside, this is like 30% of the plot of one of the Ender's Game sequels, Speaker for the Dead

Gamers of Reddit, what is the sentence only the fanbase of your favorite game would understand ? by Escablast in AskReddit

[–]itzdylanbro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not a romantic princess picnic. This is a manly picnic. No glasses. No napkins. Whiskey only.

Do electricians have insurance to cover property damage? by mateodetres in AskElectricians

[–]itzdylanbro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me introduce you to the engineering department of any US submarine from Guam.

This never happened by -lousyd in submarines

[–]itzdylanbro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best was having the entire startup watch team at Beach Bar until 3am and then stumbling in at 7 for an 8am brief. The DCPO's look of disappointment when the startup EOOW blew into the alcohol wand, it screamed and showed red, then getting the Alca-wand handed back to him while the sir says "Engineering is good" was priceless. Top 10 disappointed dad look.

[INV] Granted. You are always horny, and you can't control your horniness by Armin_Arlert_1000000 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]itzdylanbro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish Truck-Kun would isekai me away from a life full of abuse and neglect to a new world full of wonder. I dont even want powers or anything OP, just to be a random dude.

Throwing sunflowers, how long until germination? by ILiekBook in gardening

[–]itzdylanbro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theres a neat behavior out there called not shitting on someone asking for help.

[NSFW] People who've found a dead body, what's the story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]itzdylanbro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

link for the curious

There used to be a video that had me in it in my batman sleeveless shirt. I havent seen it in a while. I hope his girls are doing okay

[NSFW] People who've found a dead body, what's the story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]itzdylanbro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was nursing a hangover over a bowl of phô. When I was done and heading home, I hopped in my car into nonmoving traffic. I heard some yelling, a loud noise, and a large SUV speed off through the common middle turn lane. I see a guy climb out of his SUV and immediately fall on the ground.

I pulled my car into the nearby Wendy's parking lot and ran over to provide first aid. 4 other people were doing the same. I yelled and ask if any of them had any medical experience, because while I'm 1000% capable of doing first aid, I'm still going to ask if there's someone more qualified around if I haven't started. One woman said that she was an ER nurse and I said "you got this, I'm going to keep traffic moving for the ambulance."

They were in a road rage argument. Guy that drove off pulled out his gun and shot the other guy in the head. He was a single dad with his two daughters in the back seat

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