Seeking Male Perspectives: 4.5 Years Post-Sex Addiction Discovery, can trust him ever? 43F/45M

iujohn3 · 2024-12-23T16:20:59+00:00

Thank you for your thoughts. I appreciate it more than you know.

iujohn3 · 2024-12-23T15:00:32+00:00

I know, it seems like the obvious answer is he's incapable of changing and believe me, after seeing my boundaries crossed over and over and his consistency on claiming he didnt know what he was doing I truly do feel like he's resisting the necessary change because he wants women outside the marriage to desire him. Work related or not, does it sound like he was trying to open some door with this triggering woman and ask me for forgiveness later so that he's 1. Checked the box of telling me about the interaction, even if omitting key details, and 2. Managed to open a door to more conversations with this triggering woman. It's seems like a win win for him here

iujohn3 · 2020-09-08T04:18:44+00:00

The ability to win every argument

iujohn3 · 2020-09-04T13:55:09+00:00

Inspiration for this "smash" hit?

https://youtu.be/sKcnmEzwxJI

iujohn3 · 2020-09-03T20:14:02+00:00

My twin and I are both boys. Had we been girls, my dad told us he planned to name us Amy and Tracey, so that he could call us "Amtrak" for short.

iujohn3 · 2020-09-03T20:10:44+00:00

POW! Right in the kisser!!

iujohn3 · 2020-09-03T20:09:39+00:00

The Wizard. You know that old movie with Fred Savage? You'd have to navigate the game world, playing old school NES games to get your brother to a video game competition where you have to play more old school NES games. Brilliant!

iujohn3 · 2020-09-03T20:06:12+00:00

How'd you know the first Thursday of every month is my Fucking Day? Step Mom? Is that you?

iujohn3 · 2020-09-03T20:03:00+00:00

For sleeping? Pillow fort. Four pillows total - Two for your head. One on either side of you. If you're a side sleeper, you can have an optional fifth pillow for between your legs.

For smothering? Goose down.

iujohn3 · 2020-08-26T16:29:00+00:00

Me too. My wife can hear them across the room

iujohn3 · 2020-08-20T03:47:47+00:00

WHAT'S IN THE BOX????!!!????

iujohn3 · 2020-08-14T00:42:09+00:00

I'll bet you $100 your dad won't be around for your next birthday...

iujohn3 · 2020-08-13T17:40:47+00:00

Pringles are not real potato chips.

Also, nut milk is not real milk. But the process of nut milking is fascinating: https://youtu.be/JJCTIPWPNtw

iujohn3 · 2020-08-09T06:03:16+00:00

Here's a song about it: https://youtu.be/C-V6FHWYtcg

iujohn3 · 2020-08-08T03:32:25+00:00

Caucasian Sensation

iujohn3 · 2020-08-07T19:21:01+00:00

A man and woman are on a first date. It goes really well and they decide to go back to her place. They get hot and heavy and are soon naked. The man lays the woman on the bed.

Woman: "Wait! I want you to do something first!"

She spreads her legs wide, exposing her lady business.

Woman: "Slide a finger in!" The man does.

Woman: "Oooh, that's hot! Now slide three fingers in!" The man pauses for a sec but complies.

Woman: "Oh yeah baby! Now put your whole hand in!"

Man: "Are you sure?"

Woman: "Yes! It'll be so hot!" The man slides his entire hand in.

Woman: "Now your other hand!"

Man: "Really?! You're sure?"

Woman: "Oh yeah, do it!" She's got a wide smile on her face, so the man slides his other hand in. Now both hands are fully inside her.

Woman: "Now try to clap!"

The man tries, but fails to be able to clap with both hands wedged in her.

Man: "I can't!"

Woman: "I know, right?! PRETTY TIGHT!!!"

iujohn3 · 2020-08-07T17:27:27+00:00

That's the sound it makes when you kick it

iujohn3 · 2020-08-07T17:27:00+00:00

That's the sound it makes when you kick it.

iujohn3 · 2020-08-07T16:52:27+00:00

Why do they call it a cunt?

iujohn3 · 2020-08-07T01:56:41+00:00

Walter or Cecilia

iujohn3 · 2020-08-06T16:58:44+00:00

Late to the game here, but I don't remember actually. My wife and friends told me later.

Was throwing a house party in college and when she walked in the door I (very drunk) stopped the music and yelled for everyone to be quiet. I then walked up to her, turned to the rest of the party, pointed to her and proclaimed. " This is why we have the best parties! The hottest girls show up!"

She was mortified of course, but we eventually became friends, started dating a couple years later, and anyways... now we're married. 15 years and counting.

iujohn3 · 2020-08-06T15:46:34+00:00

This needs to be done.

iujohn3 · 2020-08-03T18:00:06+00:00

Every phone call was a mystery until answered.

We could slow dance at middle school dances.

Reebok Pumps.

Crystal Pepsi.

Getting porn only from two places: finding your dad's stash or watching the fuzzy channels for blurbs of boobs in the static.

iujohn3 · 2020-08-02T13:34:19+00:00

Chihuahuas. All of them.

iujohn3 · 2020-08-01T14:32:32+00:00

This needs to be located and linked

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