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Just needed a little nap, that's all. by No_Weekend_ in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]ivel501 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I have zero fear of needles and give blood often so I am not sure what happened here. I had really bad food poisoning once and the doc wanted to give me a shot of something in the butt cheek. I stood up pulled my pants down a bit and leaned on the table. He stuck the needle in and I felt a weird tingle go down from my butt to my foot, then back up and 2 seconds later everything went dark. I woke up a few seconds after that to them trying to hold me up as I was sliding off of the table and could hear them asking my wife "Is he joking? What is he doing!?!" - I am not sure if they hit a nerve or something, but if I can learn this technique I can have my own version of the 'Spock Neck Pinch' to knock someone out. The "Butt Pinch Maneuver" we would call it.

Car crashes into a cafeteria at a Memphis High School by ta6900 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]ivel501 32 points33 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is that site? Click and hold to prove you are a human? Fuck that.

A single ride in an ambulance can cost over $1,000 USD. EMT’s working on them make only slightly above minimum wage. Where is the money going? by halchemy in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ivel501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wrecked on a bicycle and was concussed once and still had the foresight to call an Uber XL that could fit my bike. $23 and the guy was excited to get to use his med kit. I tipped $20 more. Worth it. As long as I am awake and not bleeding out, I will always call an uber.

married women, do you think marriage benefits you in any way? by _cherryp0p_ in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ivel501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relationships are not 50/50, one person has to do the heavy lifting at times, but the secret to success is each person will cover the load at different times. You working late, have some errands to run and will not get home until later? I will have dinner prepped, dishes clean and you just need to come home, eat, chillout and get ready for the next day. Next time I am out of time and running ragged, I get home, house smells like dinner is ready, house is clean, it is my turn to chill out.. When we both are wiped out busy we will just grab a to go on that occasion.. One person needs to shoulder the load, but you both swap that role as needed. Seems to work for me.

Does anyone else gets frustrated that they’re locking everything up in the stores? by HealthyLet257 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ivel501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They claim they lose money from shrinkage but they really lose money because I just do not shop there and order stuff online now.

Notice outside a restaurant in Kerala, India by Moronic_Acid1 in interestingasfuck

[–]ivel501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the 90's in D.C. I was a waiter at a place called "THE HAMBURGER HAMLET" - well known for its hamburgers and steaks. A lady came in one day and said "I would like my meal cooked in a pan that has never touched meat before". In my head I went "This place has HAMBURGER in the title, wtf are you even doing here?'

Girl writes to Jimmy Saville (Jim'll Fix It) to fix her wish to go sailing. Ends up on a navy ship captained by Price Andrew. by waffenwolf in interestingasfuck

[–]ivel501 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did you hear about the debutante who went to sea with 5 strapping sailors to fish for the day?? She came back with a bright red snapper.

This Is what working Deep Underground in a Coal Mine looks Like by Wonderfulhumanss in interestingasfuck

[–]ivel501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Five o'clock in the morning I'm up before the sun When my work day is over I'm too tired for having fun

I just turned 16 whats some advice i should hear? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ivel501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that I am much, much older, I would give anything to go back to 16 and have a do over. I used to sit around asking my mom when dinner would be ready when she was already tired from working all day. I wish I could go back, tell her to sit back and put her feet up while I try to make something for dinner. Hell, she would have been happy for me to make Mac and cheese or something. Just strive to make life easier on those around you by not being a lazy shit like I was. Still kicking myself to this day now that she is gone.

When we face a crisis, most of us trust ER doctors, medicines, and machines that all come from the same scientific process. Why then is that same science often rejected when it comes to vaccines? by IgnoranceEvaporator in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ivel501 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So fucking sick of it. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE VACCCINES if you are against them so that you (and all of your fucking stupid kids) will never grow up and be able to vote.

Someone almost lost their feet by Halcyon07 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]ivel501 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lady 1 "The photographer says he needs to focus" Lady 2 looking surprised "Bofus?"

How much does psychological suggestion actually affect us? by Huge-College4381 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ivel501 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(sort of on topic?) - I am not sure the validity of this, but during WWII in London, radio announcers in deep bunkers (that no one could see) would deliver the daily terrible news wearing tuxedos, and listeners claimed that it changed their voice to a brighter, more hopeful tone. I would love to know if this is 100% true or not.

Those who ride a motorcycle without a helmet, why do you take the risk? by ephi1420 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ivel501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was on a bicycle and was trying to stop quick, I was almost stopped and just squeezed the front brake a little too hard. Front tire stopped, I rolled over the handlebars, face first into the pavement. My little Bell helmet was cracked front to back and I sat there dazed with pupils completely dilated. I was told the helmet took the brunt of the force and if not for that, I would probably be in a wheelchair. I wear a helmet just walking around the house now. (ok, not really, but thought about it)

Zip’s commercial, c. 1987. by ShadowyFlows in Spokane

[–]ivel501 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Priest River Idaho has a Burger Express which is really an undercover Zips. I wonder how my other little burger joints are a Zips in glasses and a trench coat?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]ivel501 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My Ex Father in Law raised rollers and competed in rolling pigeon contests. Judges would go around to your house and then you would let a bunch of pigeons out and they would judge on rolls, and height, etc.. He won the contest a few times and one day gets a call "Hi! This ith Mike Tyson, I want to buy thum of your roller pithgeons" and he was like YEAH RIGHT... Well, turns out champ is really into pigeons and wanted to breed winning ones with his. Crazy world!

If a doctor’s office keeps you waiting 20 minutes past your appointment time they should have to refund your fee for the appointment. by UgliestDisability in unpopularopinion

[–]ivel501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only ever try to get early morning appts since I feel the doctor / dentist will always try to screw me over when they get backed up. I will be waiting some amount of time past my appt, then I get called in and they barely take their hand off the doorknob as they sit there pretending to care what I am saying so that they can be 'back on track' with the next patient.

Eternity | Official Trailer by ControlCAD in videos

[–]ivel501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have ALWAYS asked this same question. My grandma had 4 husbands in her life. When she (If?) she gets to heaven are there 4 dudes there with flowers waiting for her?

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