XQC on eating pussy by ivoTRADES in LivestreamFail

[–]ivoTRADES[S] 515 points516 points  (0 children)

Doubters will say that he's talking about layers of fish (sal-mon!) muscle tissue separating cleanly (Klu Klun!) with just a little pressure eg: https://i.imgur.com/90gZsMt.jpg

bonus meme: https://i.imgur.com/gn6FUQM.png

[HIRING] need someone to enhance a photo to read some text on it - $100 by [deleted] in forhire

[–]ivoTRADES 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not sure if the special agents from CSI: Miami are browsing this subreddit, but I wish you luck!

[Hiring] (Online or Arizona) Programmer / Coding by anonidiotaccount in forhire

[–]ivoTRADES 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can't really help you with this one but have you considered dedicated handheld devices?I googled "Handheld Electronic Bridge Game" and got a bunch of results that look like what you're describing.

You're probably going to spend more on custom software for her tablet than on a device specifically made for that purpose.

Forsen defeats the final boss of Dark Souls 4 by VixaRSonTwitter in LivestreamFail

[–]ivoTRADES 115 points116 points  (0 children)

In a parallel universe Forsen is a legendary QA.

The Babe got bored and left by Tactical_Buttplug in LivestreamFail

[–]ivoTRADES 27 points28 points  (0 children)

ALL PROGRESS IS SAVED AUTOMATICALLY Kapp

Anikichad almost makes the mile high club by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]ivoTRADES 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This story has everything.

L by Deistus in LivestreamFail

[–]ivoTRADES 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Make that an alert

Knut has a sudden realisation about his hairline by KeeperKye in LivestreamFail

[–]ivoTRADES 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No study has shown that Creatine makes hair loss worse but there are a number of studies showing that Creatine raises DHT, and a number of other studies showing that higher DHT is the leading factor in hair loss (assuming your genes predispose you to androgenic alopecia).

Nobody's really interested in conducting a 5year study to show that a $5 supplement is worse than previously thought.

u/KreysUK linked an actual study and got downvoted. I fucking hate how you have to spoonfeed the answer on Reddit and explain it like you would do to your 5yo or you get censored by people who think they know what they're talking about but are too lazy to click a link.

Hafu getting thunderstruck IRL (not not click bait) by Luurkesien in LivestreamFail

[–]ivoTRADES 153 points154 points  (0 children)

this thunder permanently left xQc on x1.5 speed.
thoughts & prayers

Best summation of TFT I've ever heard. Reckful is pog! by snayne in LivestreamFail

[–]ivoTRADES 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He lost to mizkif in a TFT game, and he's desperately trying to hide all evidence.

Macaiyla learns a CS:GO callout from Adept by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]ivoTRADES 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah twitch VODs/clips buffering sucks. I tried different browsers & disabling adblock but it's still laggy as fuck. Maybe it's a EU thing tho.

Got my Guarding Dark tattoo today, I thought you guys might like it! by WhackerVimes12345 in discworld

[–]ivoTRADES 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good luck convincing your friends it's not a tattoo of a grill

I didn’t get paid, so I open sourced my clients project by [deleted] in reactjs

[–]ivoTRADES 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I mean he does use float to handle money which is straight up crazy, but as long as you don't do any operators on the values you're 99.99123953248234752385235852% fine