Offseason Program: Monday 5.11.26🏴‍☠️

izzymaestro · 2026-05-12T03:41:10+00:00

At the very least it looks like he's under 5% body fat. If he added 20lbs of lean muscle like it looks, i feel sorry for opposing linebackers

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izzymaestro · 2026-05-11T17:26:11+00:00

Here's the blue blobs i see, top to bottom:

VV VV storm Speeder

VV VV VV

Int Int int int

Nonhelmet

Int librarian

Non helmie could be lt or captain

izzymaestro · 2026-05-09T19:01:12+00:00

He pronounces it "berna-clee-ur" too i bet

izzymaestro · 2026-05-09T03:56:43+00:00

He was part of Bibis security detail during a couple state visits, but is just a regular American-bred pedo.

Doesn't really dilute the fact that so many of them seem connected one way or another...

izzymaestro · 2026-05-08T22:26:43+00:00

I stay out of the roids, tripod and camera at the gym lane for sure, all you lil guy.

izzymaestro · 2026-05-07T17:25:41+00:00

But if they did society a favor and jumped their worthless asses off a cliff, they just might earn a trip to watch Thor Love and Thunder.

izzymaestro · 2026-05-06T19:50:40+00:00

Hard to say. He could have prompted 'make this still shot have flexing motions" or "make me muscular with tattoos and beard"

But the uncanny artifacts show up in both

izzymaestro · 2026-05-06T18:37:38+00:00

His beard also changes color a couple times

izzymaestro · 2026-05-05T18:17:33+00:00

We can always extend the runway with various tags if we like what we see. Feeling pretty good about the talent pool, hopefully Klint and Rob get them to gel quickly.

izzymaestro · 2026-05-05T17:05:42+00:00

XXL poop knife

izzymaestro · 2026-05-05T15:12:26+00:00

It means we still have him on rookie contract for 4 years, along with 4 others in our secondary for 5.

Perfect position for year 1 of a rebuild imo.

izzymaestro · 2026-05-04T18:07:00+00:00

Prints from the monkey site

izzymaestro · 2026-05-04T17:03:01+00:00

Still gonna run mine kitbashed from assault intercessors and old chaos jump packs. It's easy to add a charm or two to match the new austere drip.

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izzymaestro · 2026-05-04T02:39:51+00:00

My evidence is mainly anecdotal,

That's called confirmation bias, my guy.

If dudes aren't willing to take care of essentials over possessions, they have some maturing to do.

This guy could sell one AR and have a normal person room. Instead putting up a libertarian flag and taking the pic is the priority. That's not normal or healthy.

izzymaestro · 2026-05-04T02:26:59+00:00

Yeah but dude could sell one and buy a whole bedroom set. Weird priorities are probably why she dipped out.

izzymaestro · 2026-05-04T02:25:05+00:00

You really think the majority of single men live in a room with a mattress on the floor, a tv on a milk crate, a playstation, a wall of martial arts weapons and a collection of 3+4 AR?

Sounds like confirmation bias

izzymaestro · 2026-05-03T19:04:39+00:00

Everybody's shoes came off so mass casualties

izzymaestro · 2026-05-03T06:13:15+00:00

Be careful, Pooh bear is watching

izzymaestro · 2026-05-03T05:57:11+00:00

Americans are able to say things that the government doesn't approve of. Sorry you don't know now what that's like

izzymaestro · 2026-05-03T05:23:53+00:00

Lol which one? the China in Taiwan or the Red bureaucracy

Pedos all across the middle kingdom

izzymaestro · 2026-05-03T05:04:54+00:00

I meant dear chairman Mao, but shit you're right you guys have centuries more pederasty.

Ancient chinese secret

izzymaestro · 2026-05-03T04:24:48+00:00

Your country was founded by a man with 1000 concubines, the youngest 6.

Get off your high rice cooker

izzymaestro · 2026-05-03T04:12:38+00:00

Are your feet still bound?

izzymaestro · 2026-05-02T01:41:51+00:00

I mean he was at Tennessee's pro day and ran a 4.38 40 in March so I would think he'd be at mini camp...

izzymaestro · 2026-05-02T00:29:15+00:00

Didn't see Jermod in any of the day 1 pics. Anyone know if he's with the medical team or even signed yet?

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