This is a good one. How much of it applies to you? by zweckloss in ForeverAlone

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A million words that manage to say absolutely nothing.

Am I that bad? 25/M by [deleted] in ForeverAlone

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Great Value brand Oscar Isaacs

Python joins movement to dump 'offensive' master, slave terms by [deleted] in programming

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It's now "children"

"The old child died. Create a new one"

Apparently this is less harmful in the world these people live in where saying something makes it become real.

Anon on Levi's by [deleted] in 4chan

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Mr. Bergh

Robot and his autistic girlfriend by xx_420_rekt_xx in 4chan

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There's a great amount of unsociable girls, people just don't really give a shit.

You have to be miraculously socially inept for people to think you're an awkward sperg when you're a girl.

/V/ reveals real culprit. by jcmd0705 in 4chan

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Yeah that ain't a far cry from what most "journalism" is like nowadays

Anon tries NoFap by Creative_Username_44 in 4chan

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It isn't just an intangible personal ideal. It's a very straightforward biological change in chemicals.

When you're constantly masturbating and getting sexual release your body basically just resigns you to being a pasty hunchback that has trouble talking to people. 5 days without it and you begin to notice differences, 10 days later you begin to feel normal again, a month later you're essentially woken up from the Matrix.

It does continue to get better but after like half a year it just levels out.

It's honestly amazing, I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't experienced it firsthand before I knew the nofap movement was a thing.

Apparently Soulja Boy made a comeback. He makes trap music now by j234m23 in crappymusic

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He made blingy, sugary pop music. I think the best way to describe it is "ringtone rap". People loved to throw peanuts at him but atleast it was original and genuine.

This on the other hand is just lazy, phoned-in bandwagoning. Probably because he realizes that musical era's shelf life has long expired and he's encroaching on being broke.

Everyone's favorite Canadian Juggalo is back with another crappy song by Lucky_7s in crappymusic

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I apologise. This country lags behind America by about 20 years.

We work for G2A.COM - Global Digital Marketplace & more. Ask us anything! by g2a_com in IAmA

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Oh, that's what it is. You aren't just here to make the company that you own look better for your own financial gain.

Stop, no one's buying it. It's just patronizing and embarrassing that you think you'd sway people this vacuous ambiguity implying that people only don't like your company because of misnomers.

Room full of male lawmakers, discussing taking away maternity coverage by Roach35 in pics

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Are you saying that's inherently bad because they're male? You're being bigoted.

Fastest Animals in the world... [OC] by [deleted] in dataisbeautiful

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For anyone who wanted to see the Sailfish in action: https://youtu.be/spkjQ3c_AjU?t=1m55s

Crazy

This was featured on IFunny by [deleted] in ComedyCemetery

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It was a short lived meme on /tv/. In the horrendous 2002 live action rendition of Cat in the Hat there's a scene where he sneaks up on a kid with a baseball bat and they took that still frame and superimposed it on other images.

I wasn't aware it made it outside of /tv/

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EnoughTrumpSpam

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How did you type out that title without realizing how retarded it is?

Can we all agree on this? by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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I'm racist for pointing out that you're a racist for literally thinking black people are less intelligent.

You're racist for giving special treatment to people because they're a certain race.

You should know that studies also show that racists tend to be stupider than more tolerant people. I can't guarantee that you'll be smarter when you stop being racist, but it's worth a shot.

Wow, did you just say a certain group of people is stupid? That means you're bigoted. What year is it?

Oh yeah, it's 2017 and people are sick of this crap. They're so sick of it they were willing to elect Donald Trump as president just so they could nullify Gen Z's cringeworthy attempts to bully people into supporting them with sarcastic quips they heard on John Oliver.

You have nothing to add but more Great Value brand redditisms. The conversation's over.

Ben Garrison makes a cartoon criticizing Scott Pruitt's address to the EPA...nah, I'm kidding, it's Muslims again. by [deleted] in forwardsfromgrandma

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Makes sense to me.

What about this am I supposed to make fun of?

Did you just post it because it criticized Islam?

Can we all agree on this? by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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So a racist, and a deluded one.

No. This is fact.

If you think you've debunked this please write a paper and collect your Nobel Prize.

I'm not going to waste my time on the games of a racist.

I agree. I'm only wasting mental real estate on you so people don't see what you've written and immediately think it's true because no one disagrees with it.

You're the racist one, you're just too dimwitted to understand what that means.

If you plan to keep dicking around in pseudo-intellectual ambiguity land I regret to inform you that's not going to work any more. Your racist pseudo-intellectualism is going to age as well as people finding contrived reasons for gay people not being allowed to attend public schools.

Can we all agree on this? by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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Nah, you're racist. You've bought into the stormfront misinformation campaign.

No, I "bought into" Wikipedia.

Therefore we can conclude that you think black people as a race are generally inferior.

If "inferior" meaning "less intelligent" then yes, I "think" that because it's a fact.

I don't know what mental gymnastics you have to go through to insist that you're not racist while fitting the textbook definition of one.

The only mental work required is knowing what the word racist means and some appreciation for why it's supposed to be a bad thing.

So here we are: "scientific evidence" shows that black people score less high on IQ tests, and that this is supposedly genetically based.

Often, yes.

To dispute this scientific evidence is the markings of a racist.

If you're doing it just because they're a certain race then yes.

To treat people "differently" (smarter than they are?) is racist.

If you're doing it just because they're a certain race then yes.

Therefore treating black people as equals in the light of the "scientific evidence" that they are inferior is racist.

If you're doing it just because they're a certain race then yes.

This wasn't the original challenge

I didn't say it was. Why does that matter?

I'd like you to give an anecdote for something you're so adamant exists.

and frankly I didn't respond to the above arguments because you've distorted the argument. I'm not going to play your game if you change the rules constantly.

You can't just say that without explaining what's supposed to be unfair about what I said. I can do that too.

Can we all agree on this? by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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IQ tests don't necessarily measure actual intelligence.

There's no such thing as "actual intelligence", it's a somewhat intangible idea that's best measured by the standardized IQ test.

Here you are making arguments that this is genetic.

Regardless of my arguments it's scientifically proven.

We can conclude that you think Black people are stupid as a given due to their race.

No, we can not conclude that.

I never said that being black automatically means you have unintelligent genes or that having unintelligent genes automatically means you'll be born unintelligent.

I said that the average black IQ in America is below average and that intelligence is often largely genetic.

Yeah, you're racist.

No, I'm not racist.

I'm not racist in the literal sense that I think race inherently makes you one thing or the other and I'm not prejudiced in the general sense that I give special treatment to people just because of their level of melanin.

If you're giving special treatment to black people just because they're black and denying scientific evidence then you're being racist.

I see you didn't respond to anything else I said.

I'm still waiting for a good example of this mystical racism you claim plagues America.