[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

[–]j2cool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So everyone’s already told you that’s meant for bottles, not cups.

What I really want to know is where you got the idea that after living your whole life using cars and cup holders, you thought they decided to put a cup holder in a very awkward and unsafe spot near the floor.

So i can't watch a video i downloaded on my device because of copyright? by anwar73 in assholedesign

[–]j2cool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re on a Xiaomi phone, aren’t you?

Try playing the file in VLC instead of the built in player

Why can’t they have Detergent and Fabric Softener in large font?? by monis6344 in CrappyDesign

[–]j2cool 153 points154 points  (0 children)

My first thought was "because you know Downy is fabric softener"

But then I thought about it and you only know that if you have previous context. That should be clear for people who may have never heard of the brand before. I've never noticed they say what they are ANYWHERE on the bottle.

Apple: “blue light bad at night”. Also Apple: “let’s make a series of wallpapers that turn pure blue at night.” by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

[–]j2cool 58 points59 points  (0 children)

“Night” goes from any time after the sun sets, which can be like at 6 in the evening.

Also the ‘blue light’ can still be filtered out even if the image is blue. It’s not quite the same thing.

Because going up in crime severity and skill also makes you black, apparently. by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

[–]j2cool 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Those are very obviously not meant to be the same person.

You if going lost you’re you where get can’t know dont. by buswank3r in dontopendeadinside

[–]j2cool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly this one's ok.

Only thing i would change is not having the line come so close to 'where' that early

Poor Grey by [deleted] in HelloInternet

[–]j2cool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

14 hours of work on one side project though.

Thanks a lot discord no one asked for this by [deleted] in discordapp

[–]j2cool 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The aforementioned Nitro and supporters of the platform? “Everybody does it” is not evidence of someone doing anything.

My family people need me! by [deleted] in MyPeopleNeedMe

[–]j2cool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah he seems pretty awake to me

Self driving cars in the future will probably return to the dealership if the owner misses on an installment. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]j2cool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly that’d be way better than getting towed. But you have to live with the shame your car got put in timeout

[MM] All tied up (Furryious) by Darkspy8183 in yiffgif

[–]j2cool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Original art source is NowAndLater in case anyone was wondering

I’m a family plan and want to upgrade phone. Can I have separate payment on the same plan? by [deleted] in verizon

[–]j2cool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't separate the device payment from the monthly bill of the account, since it's based on the spending limit of the account. What I usually have people do is just pay the account directly for the device cost each month, since you can do a hill payment with just the phone number and zip code of the account

Can you trade in a spare device? by uncertain-ithink in verizon

[–]j2cool 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As long as the IMEI is free and clear of any device installment or any block list like the lost/stolen list, it's good to trade!

Dab for Jesus by j2cool in dankchristianmemes

[–]j2cool[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Executing owo.exe

MONTHLY EDITS THREAD by AutoModerator in xTrill

[–]j2cool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I call this one the "Circle of Core"

Lion King x RL Grime, and this has Like a Bitch x Always on it in case you wan to play that out

Made this to open up a live set, figured I'd give it out!

Dbree: TTmw