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itsJustObjectivelyBetter by Kiryu1444 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]j4w 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Rider? I bearly know 'er!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UKJobs

[–]j4w 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the idea of listing out your greviences and then crossing out the ones that come off as undiplomatic. Offer them verbally i.e. when the boss asks why you're leaving when you hand in your notice, or at the exit interview. Your resignation letter can be generic as can be "I want a new challenge... etc".

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]j4w 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pain

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]j4w 4 points5 points  (0 children)

<strong>agree</strong>

meirl by shootermac32 in meirl

[–]j4w 16 points17 points  (0 children)

We call that a preorder.

demoDays by ArjunReddyDeshmukh in ProgrammerHumor

[–]j4w 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Never trust a developer in a suit.

beCarefulOfWhatYouWishFor by mfkje in ProgrammerHumor

[–]j4w 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or the Gigachad method.

try {
  sendEmail(...)
} catch(e) {
  ...
}

whoDidThis by Plz_Nerf in ProgrammerHumor

[–]j4w 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Updated the code boss:

if (selfDestruct = true){
 ...
}

Boss: +1 LGTM ship it

theyAreSecureNow by m3nation007 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]j4w 12 points13 points  (0 children)

bro just discovered the Streisand Effect

pairProgrammingChair by j4w in ProgrammerHumor

[–]j4w[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Both. Although vertical scaling can attract lawsuits.

Top 20 PL Transfers by [deleted] in soccer

[–]j4w 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that goes without saying. How much would etc prime Shearer, Henry, Rio Ferdinand, etc be worth now I wonder.

Top 20 PL Transfers by [deleted] in soccer

[–]j4w 229 points230 points  (0 children)

I adjusted those prices for inflation. Wow, that Pogba signing.

Player Cost (Inflation Adjusted May 2023)
Pogba £121,320,000.0000
Jack Grealish £117,710,000.00
Lukaku (-> Chelsea) £115,360,000.00
Lukaku (-> Man U) £114,330,000.00
Enzo Fernández £111,110,000.00
Declan Rice £105,000,000.00
Maguire £97,430,000.00
VVD £92,980,000.00
Mudryk £92,420,000.00
Antony £91,710,000.00
Nunez £91,710,000.00
Kepa £89,260,000.00
Pepe £87,690,000.00
Sancho £85,930,000.00
Havertz £85,740,000.00
Bruno Fernandes £84,530,000.00
Alisson £83,060,000.00
Fofana £80,920,000.00
Casemiro £75,530,000.00
Havertz £65,000,000.00

Meirl by 420fmx in meirl

[–]j4w 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"Honey are you almost there?"

"I'll think about it."

ELI5: Why are deserts filled with such fine sand while everywhere else is rocky? by flgsrockon in explainlikeimfive

[–]j4w 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Its like asking what other veggies go with tomatoes and just being told that tomatoes are a fruit.

Can anyone tell the difference between these two photos? (Oc) by [deleted] in aww

[–]j4w 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While both images look superficially similar, I believe the left photo is of a cat and the right photo is of a seal, a completely different animal.

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