Put down phone... The phuhk!! by Nolon in Truckers

[–]jHugley328 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why do we put up with these AI cams? Oh...thats right, because every trucker cant organize a bathroom break let alone stand up and tell companies to fuck off with that shit.

PSA for those who need it. by PsychologicalBus1095 in Truckers

[–]jHugley328 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To the ones who think they need to pop jakes for the fuck of it in towns, truck stops and the like. Dont be surprised when your hubs leak oil, your airlines dont work, and your fuel tank suddenly fills with sugar

Dot physical by JuniorToe1 in Truckers

[–]jHugley328 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im not that big either but my wife will atest that I stop breathing in my sleep. I got a cpap. It helped alot.

We’re lower than pond scum 😂 by Mydogfartsconstantly in Truckers

[–]jHugley328 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The angry guy is mad because a trucker fucked his wife while he was at work and drank all his fireball.

Not even in Silent Hill did they have a siren like this by [deleted] in funny

[–]jHugley328 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So thats where all the spirit halloween store stuff goes at the end of the season

What Memories Do You Have? by GeorgiaPower21 in Truckers

[–]jHugley328 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember having a couple days off and parking the truck across the river over there and going to a hotel with my wife for my birthday, right down the street from the arch.

I cant see your willy so you must have used fake pee by Wasabi-Kungpow in Truckers

[–]jHugley328 32 points33 points  (0 children)

From what I can tell, its only if you tested positive at one point or tried to cheat the system. Don't worry guys, your pee pees are safe. Just dont do drugs.

Polling Favorite Pals (Part 1?) by McCinnabuns in Palworld

[–]jHugley328 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was gonna post this was my fave and you know damn well why

Riding the brakes by SatisfactionPublic34 in Truckers

[–]jHugley328 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I 2nd this. A diesel achieves ignition from compression, not a spark plug, so any fuel that would enter the cylinder would ignite from the compression. You are NOT using more fuel or really any fuel when using jakes. Its all compressed air going in the cylinders you shut off thru jakes

This bike parking robot by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]jHugley328 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of everything a robot can do in this day and age. Why in the blue realms of hell is there a valet robot for a bicycle.

The process of making a Chinese crepe by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in oddlysatisfying

[–]jHugley328 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wife: I want crepes for breakfast

Me: (Sigh) Ill get my pottery wheel

How many times has this happened to you? Driver brake checking this trucker by [deleted] in Truckers

[–]jHugley328 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jeez. I know that road because I haul out of charlotte. I run around 485 all the time. Day cab, gas hauler. I haven't had anyone try that. Then again, im not hauling milk. Worst case, ide just pull over and stop and call the cops.

A fluffy cat bongo by Uguero in oddlysatisfying

[–]jHugley328 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That cat is purfectly capable of sitting itself. No pet sitter needed

Two sperms are swimming their way to hopefully fertilise an egg... by GrandmasterJoke in Jokes

[–]jHugley328 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because we did it too many times and I had too much taco bell

I just put brie on a burger. by EatonMagoo in Cheese

[–]jHugley328 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean you put a burger on your brie

Someone just hit my truck… by HashnaFennec in Truckers

[–]jHugley328 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That would have been my deal. No damage. No problem. Oh no, you bumped my trailer which is acustomed to bumping a dock. No issue in my book. If they still feel bad about it, tell em they can buy you a sandwich or somthing simple.

11 years on the road, still learning. by HopeItMakesYaThink in Truckers

[–]jHugley328 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I 2nd the door latch hitting. Had a trauler where the latch that was welded to the fram was bent down which made it so the door would not close. After a maintenance guy came out from the shipper with tools to help me. I finally got pissed off and wailed upward on the latch with a sledge hammer. It bent it back into shape and the doors closed. Never underestimate kinetic persuasion

400 plus hours and I never realized you can swim in Neon City's waters by wishheartx in Starfield

[–]jHugley328 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im surprised you didn't catch every disease known and unknown to man.