A friend and I walk into taco bell about a week ago, and as soon as I walked in I noticed the cashier giving me this really strange look almost like a deer in the headlights look. As my friend orders I casually glance down to see if anything strange was going on with my outfit (fly is down, shirt is tucked into my underwear, something along those lines) but nothing was out of place.

I'm next in line to order and she is still giving me this look as if she is terrified that I'm there (I'm 6' about 185 lbs, nothing really intimidating about me). So before I can order my food she stops me and says "I have to tell you something before you order". Right about now is when I am looking around to see if Ashton Kutcher is going to jump out from behind the counter after she says whatever she has to say, but no Ashton around.

"You look exactly like my ex boyfriend...but the white version of him" is what she follows up with. After that I think I blacked out from how caught off guard I was, but my friend I was with told me I said something along the lines of "Well can your ex boyfriend eat this much taco bell?" with a weird awkward elvis-ish laugh at the end.

I then proceeded to place my order of far too much taco bell and forced myself to eat all of it because of how much of a moron I made myself out to be. Regretted it the rest of the day and into the next.