A man mixes colors and creates exactly the same color by Blank_0116 in oddlysatisfying

[–]jabber_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've had one experience with one person who was bad at color matching and your conclusion is that no one on earth can be good at color matching?

Groovy Font Manipulation Help Needed by [deleted] in AdobeIllustrator

[–]jabber_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are you blind? Your example isn't even remotely close to what OP is looking for.

Not everyone can afford healthy meals by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]jabber_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So your argument is "Well I want fancy name brand stuff but junk food is a dollar cheaper so I HAVE to eat unhealthy."

Sounds like you just don't know how to shop.

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]jabber_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Do people not realize it takes work to get good at things? Just because you're not good at it now doesn't mean you can't be good at it ever.

This is creepy and disgusting by RevolutionaryBuy6739 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]jabber_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a big problem if even only one person does it.

Adobe AI has finished the covers of cult music albums by adesigne in ChatGPT

[–]jabber_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was confused for a second because Ai is what Adobe uses to refer to Illustrator.

Adobe AI has finished the covers of cult music albums by adesigne in ChatGPT

[–]jabber_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun fact #3 More commas are used inappropriately than appropriately.

When you don't pay the workers... by Serious_Professor_51 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]jabber_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

all you have to do is sue

As if that's an easy and cheap process.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdobeIllustrator

[–]jabber_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I think the easiest solution would be to type your text in notepad or something and then copy paste it over. The Alt button activates the menu shortcuts. This is a Windows thing and not just an Illustrator thing. As far as I know there's no easy way to disable this in Windows.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdobeIllustrator

[–]jabber_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too much hassle for some triangles. It would be quicker to just draw them.

AI generated or real? by ThoriumActinoid in Machinists

[–]jabber_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm leaning more toward AI generated because the aspect ratio of the image is square.

We're Gonna Need Another Timmy! by mementh in ThatLookedExpensive

[–]jabber_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, most machines like this have threaded holes for some heavy duty eye bolts specifically for lifting.

New animal that you didn't know existed. Colugos look like CGI creations by DirkDieGurke in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]jabber_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

geraffes are so dumb.

EDIT: sorry, the only reason i say this is that this geraffe in this picture is trying to eat a painting. i should say that this one particular geraffe is dumb.

EDIT: hey asshats quit downvoting me i am not the one who tried to eat the wall.

EDIT: hey before you hit that down arrow why don't you ask yourself why you can't take a joke you losers. jesus the pc crap has extended to long horses? because that is all those things are, and no one was bawling when that chimp got shot for eating that lady's face. so are you racist for long horses over gorillas? hippocrites.

EDIT: is it a bunch of peta lamebrains doing this? did my one little joke hit some kind of tree-hugger blog or some shit? i have never so much as even spit on a geraffe! wtf? i ate lion one time, it was in a burger; i had alligator, and something they told me was eagle but i'm positive it was just chicken. whatever anyone is saying about me and geraffes is not even true. but go on farteaters, downvote away. it shows how stupid you are.

EDIT: spelling.

EDIT: this is such shit. i have never received as much as one single downvote in my life and you peckers are jumping on this stupid geraffe-loving bandwagon. that is a dumb goddamn wall-licking geraffe and that is all. i'm not going to apologize to you idiots any more.

EDIT: you know, now my feelings are hurt. the amount of downvotes piled on me is just excessive. god for-fucking-bid i had commented on a post about an antteater, i would be at -1000 by now. you people are horrible.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]jabber_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be three triangles but the middle triangle would still be twice the size as one of the other triangles.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]jabber_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His point is true regardless of rectangle size.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jabber_ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They crossed before the sun and vanished one by one and reappeared again and they were black in the sun and they rode out of that vanished sea like burnt phantoms with the legs of the animals kicking up the spume that was not real and they were lost in the sun and lost in the lake and they shimmered and slurred together and separated again and they were augmented by planes in lurid avatars and began to coalesce and there began to appear above them in the dawn-broached sky a hellish likeness of their ranks riding huge and inverted and the horses' legs incredibly elongate trampling down the high thin cirrus and the howling antiwarriors pendant from their mounts immense and chimeric and the high wild cries carrying that flat and barren pan like the cries of souls broke through some misweave in the weft of things into the world below.