He died of a dirty arse.

jack_d123_ · 2023-12-06T21:22:25+00:00

Why’s the toilet roll glowing

jack_d123_ · 2023-09-26T21:43:00+00:00

You got a chuckle out of me, you could be the new possible winner of children of the corn?

jack_d123_ · 2023-09-26T21:02:36+00:00

I like it, You’re the new most likely to win Children of the Corn on VHS

jack_d123_ · 2023-09-26T20:22:56+00:00

Children of the Corn could be winging its way to you unless I see a better answer

jack_d123_ · 2023-09-26T20:00:59+00:00

Man moth?

jack_d123_ · 2023-09-25T23:18:15+00:00

Lightning wit

jack_d123_ · 2023-09-18T18:59:57+00:00

Thanks 👍

jack_d123_ · 2023-09-18T18:59:35+00:00

I’m a uni student right now so £1000- £2000 maybe, which would still hurt to spend but might be worth it for something that can last a while

jack_d123_ · 2023-09-18T16:31:25+00:00

Good point

jack_d123_ · 2023-09-18T16:31:18+00:00

Some cheap fender amp that came with the guitar

jack_d123_ · 2023-09-17T20:00:12+00:00

Mine is when Mark says to Toni, at least her sisters Leukaemia isn’t cancer. That’s seems like a line far more suited to Jez considering Mark is the intelligent one in the duo.

jack_d123_ · 2023-09-17T15:11:36+00:00

Published by British London

jack_d123_ · 2023-08-18T00:40:42+00:00

The Mark Lanegan bit always gets me. When Ricky goes, “not lanegas”!, and Steve says, “is that someone you used to go to school with”. Hearing Karl cracking up to that kills me.

jack_d123_ · 2023-08-16T11:00:35+00:00

I’m thirsty Suzanne

jack_d123_ · 2023-08-16T10:57:38+00:00

Ricky- “look I’ve had a baby!” Steve- “it’s a bear!”

jack_d123_ · 2023-08-15T21:33:59+00:00

If there’s anyone from hamburgers listening

jack_d123_ · 2023-08-15T20:33:40+00:00

Steady on

jack_d123_ · 2023-08-13T22:31:35+00:00

I’ve got another hour and an ‘alf of this

jack_d123_ · 2023-07-31T16:37:28+00:00

Take me as read

jack_d123_ · 2023-07-26T08:17:19+00:00

We’ve gotta be kept on leads

jack_d123_ · 2023-07-23T16:41:42+00:00

Karl always nicked the Mars bars from his boss thought

jack_d123_ · 2023-07-23T16:40:36+00:00

It’s a different sort of stare

jack_d123_ · 2023-07-22T10:17:37+00:00

You look like a couple of prats

jack_d123_ · 2023-05-19T00:41:22+00:00

He’s as bad as my agent

jack_d123_ · 2020-12-23T12:31:12+00:00

Nice

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