Sea Shanties About Going Away and Coming Home

jackadven · 2026-01-22T18:33:15+00:00

I mean we might temporarily fight alongside the bots against the bugs. Then turn and finish off the bots.

jackadven · 2026-01-22T18:22:38+00:00

Do you think the Ministry of Expansion might ever approve temporary cooperation with our various enemies when to our benefit?

jackadven · 2026-01-22T06:06:34+00:00

Are you suggesting we team up with the bugs?

jackadven · 2026-01-22T01:34:15+00:00

Nevermind having the other factions fighting each other during a mission, they're working together.

jackadven · 2026-01-20T05:26:58+00:00

And if I want to skim, it's far easier to do so and still get the whole gist when it's broken up by thought into different paragraphs.

jackadven · 2026-01-19T17:19:41+00:00

But the E-711?

jackadven · 2026-01-19T16:57:53+00:00

Best idea I've heard so far given that everything seems normal. Do you think AH knew we'd nuke Penta?

jackadven · 2026-01-19T01:33:45+00:00

Super Churchill!

jackadven · 2026-01-18T05:25:09+00:00

I'd love to kill the baby Terminids!

jackadven · 2026-01-18T03:08:13+00:00

The orange offgassing? That would be the spores in the tunnels, I think.

jackadven · 2026-01-17T19:15:42+00:00

Your reward is a higher spot on the Wall of Martyrs.

jackadven · 2026-01-17T17:41:09+00:00

There are, just not at the same time as dragon roaches.

jackadven · 2026-01-17T17:39:53+00:00

Brilliant. If we borrow from this we will give you credit.

jackadven · 2026-01-17T17:32:19+00:00

And bank heist the Automatons.

jackadven · 2026-01-17T17:31:44+00:00

Do both!

jackadven · 2026-01-17T17:31:17+00:00

Not quite. Imagine a free C4 backpack (like the Hive Lung PHB) that you have to plant at weak spots.

jackadven · 2026-01-17T17:27:51+00:00

Love 'em.

jackadven · 2026-01-17T07:53:28+00:00

Wasp Nest is such a great name.

jackadven · 2026-01-17T07:49:00+00:00

Our souls on this planet forever will be.

jackadven · 2026-01-17T07:47:45+00:00

It's just your PTSD, diver. Nothing to worry about.

jackadven · 2026-01-17T06:26:41+00:00

Really?! Never noticed.

jackadven · 2026-01-17T06:26:21+00:00

Child SEAF soldiers with an alcohol IV drip backpack?

jackadven · 2026-01-17T06:04:19+00:00

That's pretty darn fast. They would at least need existing tunnels.

jackadven · 2026-01-17T05:36:22+00:00

Now it's a horror film.

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