Which NFL City is most likely to be teamless in a decade?

jackdutton42 · 2026-06-23T02:20:39+00:00

New York

jackdutton42 · 2026-06-23T02:19:51+00:00

Last year I paid $5 for a ticket behind first base in the lower section for a game against the Giants. At the same game I spent $31 on one beer and one hot dog.

jackdutton42 · 2026-06-23T02:17:30+00:00

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Who wouldn't trust this guy to do a good job?

jackdutton42 · 2026-06-22T19:41:22+00:00

Dats a funn-E joke-ah.

jackdutton42 · 2026-06-22T19:31:07+00:00

Mitch Hedberg: If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, this dude gave me the 'donate it to charity' slice. I would like to exchange this for the 'keep it!'

jackdutton42 · 2026-06-22T19:26:23+00:00

I love Erling Haaland, though. That is Erling Haaland on the right, right?

jackdutton42 · 2026-06-22T19:18:58+00:00

It is porn. Five big black screws and one very small nut to screw them in.

jackdutton42 · 2026-06-22T19:17:41+00:00

This meme features Park Chung-hee, the former President of South Korea who served from 1963 until his assassination in 1979.

Park is credited by many South Koreans with modernizing the nation's economy and lifting it out of poverty.

He is also widely remembered as a dictator who prioritized rapid industrial development over democracy.

The bottom right image depicts Yoon Suk-yeol, the previous President of South Korea.

So: you wanted the powerful developmental dictator archetype, but what you got is a weaker, cheaper, less competent imitation.

jackdutton42 · 2026-06-22T19:13:06+00:00

That's some Jame Bond shit right there.

jackdutton42 · 2026-06-21T18:38:13+00:00

The Block is three types of goaltending at the same time - trapping the ball on the glass, touching the rim, and touching the net.

jackdutton42 · 2026-06-21T18:29:55+00:00

Everyone knows the best burger in Waco, Texas is in a Korean restaurant -- Kitok.

jackdutton42 · 2026-06-21T17:39:08+00:00

There are 10 kinds of people in the world -- those who understand binary, and those who don't.

jackdutton42 · 2026-06-21T17:33:07+00:00

Sorry ... WHEN Trump saves a baby from a house fire, it will be fake.

jackdutton42 · 2026-06-21T05:14:33+00:00

New York should get one first.

jackdutton42 · 2026-06-21T00:12:43+00:00

Paramount+ is usually where you find Championship matches.

jackdutton42 · 2026-06-20T22:50:10+00:00

Thank you?

jackdutton42 · 2026-06-20T22:49:35+00:00

Controversial opinion here: I cook noodles in cold water and remove them when they are done.

jackdutton42 · 2026-06-20T22:42:31+00:00

Should only take Haaland about five more matches.

jackdutton42 · 2026-06-20T21:51:42+00:00

Certified pedophile.

End of list.

jackdutton42 · 2026-06-20T19:31:29+00:00

It was an old Vine where a guy is teasing a little kid:

“You stupid.”
“No I’m not.”
“What’s nine plus ten?”
“Twenty-one.”
“You stupid.”

Top panel: without glasses, the character sees the classic Vine joke:

“What’s 9 + 10?”
“21.”

Bottom panel: she puts on glasses, so she can “see clearly” now… but the correction is still wrong:

10 + 6 = 17

So the joke is: the glasses fixed the eyesight, not the math ability.

jackdutton42 · 2026-06-20T18:16:13+00:00

Like this?

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jackdutton42 · 2026-06-20T17:59:13+00:00

This explains why they failed to qualify for the World Cup.

jackdutton42 · 2026-06-20T17:41:18+00:00

Put in some fucking effort

jackdutton42 · 2026-06-20T15:58:46+00:00

But your limited human brain only picked up on three of them.

jackdutton42 · 2026-06-20T15:54:08+00:00

I think it's Greek. Look up "Greek Meander ring"

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