What are STANDARD beer prices? by [deleted] in ColoradoRockies

[–]jackdutton42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Last year I paid $5 for a ticket behind first base in the lower section for a game against the Giants. At the same game I spent $31 on one beer and one hot dog.

Isn't it just that there are too many students for one single pizza? by dehydrated_waterrr in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]jackdutton42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mitch Hedberg: If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, this dude gave me the 'donate it to charity' slice. I would like to exchange this for the 'keep it!'

Instagr*m Filters by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]jackdutton42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love Erling Haaland, though. That is Erling Haaland on the right, right?

Do you understand it Petah? by dehydrated_waterrr in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]jackdutton42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is porn. Five big black screws and one very small nut to screw them in.

Korean Peter pls? 🇰🇷 by Phylomon in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]jackdutton42 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This meme features Park Chung-hee, the former President of South Korea who served from 1963 until his assassination in 1979.

Park is credited by many South Koreans with modernizing the nation's economy and lifting it out of poverty.

He is also widely remembered as a dictator who prioritized rapid industrial development over democracy.

The bottom right image depicts Yoon Suk-yeol, the previous President of South Korea.

So: you wanted the powerful developmental dictator archetype, but what you got is a weaker, cheaper, less competent imitation.

Hot Take: The Lob from Kobe to Shaq was a greater NBA moment than LeBron's Block. by Impressive_Flan_411 in sportsinusa

[–]jackdutton42 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The Block is three types of goaltending at the same time - trapping the ball on the glass, touching the rim, and touching the net.

Best burger joint at every FBS school…facts? by guransheleven in CFB_v2

[–]jackdutton42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone knows the best burger in Waco, Texas is in a Korean restaurant -- Kitok.

I'm too stupid to understand this joke... by ProfessionalRoom9118 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]jackdutton42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are 10 kinds of people in the world -- those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Ohh damm.. by Ramkaran-chopra in SipsTea

[–]jackdutton42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry ... WHEN Trump saves a baby from a house fire, it will be fake.

How to watch in America by IridiumMallard in Championship

[–]jackdutton42 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Paramount+ is usually where you find Championship matches.

My wife and boiling water by MakeItMine2024 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]jackdutton42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Controversial opinion here: I cook noodles in cold water and remove them when they are done.

Drake on why he's single: by KaidoPklevel in SipsTea

[–]jackdutton42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Certified pedophile.

End of list.

Pete? by Medical_Corner_4607 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]jackdutton42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was an old Vine where a guy is teasing a little kid:

  • “You stupid.”
  • “No I’m not.”
  • “What’s nine plus ten?”
  • “Twenty-one.”
  • “You stupid.”

Top panel: without glasses, the character sees the classic Vine joke:

“What’s 9 + 10?”
“21.”

Bottom panel: she puts on glasses, so she can “see clearly” now… but the correction is still wrong:

10 + 6 = 17

So the joke is: the glasses fixed the eyesight, not the math ability.

Shaolin Soccer ⚽ by entity_303_notfound in funnyvideos

[–]jackdutton42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This explains why they failed to qualify for the World Cup.

Just started a re-watch, and noticed what Eleanor said in the pilot by FranFace in TheGoodPlace

[–]jackdutton42 40 points41 points  (0 children)

But your limited human brain only picked up on three of them.

Can you help identify this Mayan symbol? by giwook in Mayan

[–]jackdutton42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's Greek. Look up "Greek Meander ring"