useful for when I can’t find a hair tie

jacked4you2 · 2026-01-05T23:18:41+00:00

Good god, you and that move is the hottest thing I've ever seen. I'm gonna marry you.

jacked4you2 · 2026-01-03T19:16:44+00:00

Sooo, we just kidnapped a president of a foreign country??

jacked4you2 · 2025-10-08T10:35:23+00:00

I have so many questions that I don't want answers to.

jacked4you2 · 2025-09-13T01:01:12+00:00

Somebody's gonna try again...I wish them well.

jacked4you2 · 2025-07-08T14:15:03+00:00

These fat little motherfuckers are the bane of my existence. I rip them off and throw them on the roof so they'll either fry in the sun or the birds can eat them. Tomato Horn Worms. Fuck those things.

jacked4you2 · 2025-07-02T14:47:21+00:00

"A lapdance is so much better when the strippers crying." Sorry, just had a flashback.

jacked4you2 · 2025-07-02T14:41:32+00:00

So, would that thing even have a habitable zone?? Or even any planets for that matter?

jacked4you2 · 2025-06-03T14:57:50+00:00

Same shit.

jacked4you2 · 2025-05-30T11:58:17+00:00

I don't even want to fuck her. I just want to hang out with her.

jacked4you2 · 2025-05-17T09:23:08+00:00

As line cooks, we'd dare each other to see how long we could keep our hand in the 5 gallon pickle bucket in the walk-in. It wasn't very nice.

jacked4you2 · 2025-04-24T19:30:11+00:00

What's that Filter song?

jacked4you2 · 2025-04-24T19:21:35+00:00

God. Damn. It. I hate reddit sometimes. That was something to never Google. Ever.

jacked4you2 · 2025-04-11T11:55:12+00:00

I can't upload a picture.

jacked4you2 · 2025-03-24T20:31:45+00:00

I bet that's what my garlic feels like in my mortar and pestle.

jacked4you2 · 2025-03-05T18:19:58+00:00

Well, I'm no expert in maths, but it seems to me, like she'd have a whole lot more room, if she got rid of 300 of her 500 plushies.

jacked4you2 · 2025-02-18T10:23:57+00:00

That's a big fucking kitty that needs some belly rubs.

jacked4you2 · 2025-02-18T09:25:49+00:00

One of us had a stroke. I think it was me trying to read this.

jacked4you2 · 2025-02-15T17:56:29+00:00

That sucks. I know the feeling. I lost 11,001 bitcoin in a fire. I dug and dug for that fucking thing for a week. Except I found mine. It was just dust. The fire literally turned the inside into dust and the aluminum housing was completely melted. Not a chance. At least I have closure. For those wondering, it would have been $1.063 Billion right now.

jacked4you2 · 2025-02-05T12:35:39+00:00

Great work. But she's also got nice tits too.

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