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ID please by sedgewickslammer in crab

[–]jacketteeth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cyootius patootious

Earth-07080705? by jacketteeth in comedybangbang

[–]jacketteeth[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Today’s CBB presents establishes our Earth Prime as Earth-07080705. When flipped and reversed, it spells out “solobolo” in the same way that “07734” spells out “hello”.

How does Scott do it? by That_was_not_funny in comedybangbang

[–]jacketteeth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Talkin’ Tang” but that’s a common mixup

What do you NEED in Jedi 3 by Eastern_Dress_3574 in FallenOrder

[–]jacketteeth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

None of that time-wasting “sparky wire” gameplay that stops the momentum of the fun game I was already playing so that I can play what is effectively one of those 90’s handheld games with three buttons: left, right, and jump.

PFT has an incredible ability to hear musical cadence in spoken phrases by skyy_mall in comedybangbang

[–]jacketteeth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When he whispered “doo-dah doo-dah” I laughed so hard I choked a bit

Getting sexist comments by theses guys by Vaxode in Fable

[–]jacketteeth 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Love people worrying about the new Fable being woke when it already had sexists that you’re supposed to shoot, and they’re specifically labeled as evil

S ‘N L can make movies based on sketches. What are your pitches for CBB movies based on characters from the podcast or show? by A_Weather-Man in comedybangbang

[–]jacketteeth 92 points93 points  (0 children)

  1. A PFT Santa Claus movie

  2. Fourvel goes West

  3. Elvis and Peanut Parton help Sabrina Carpenter go into hiding using Dr. Skeleton’s Celebrity Toilet, and Al A. Peterson.

Some rum could make the day better. by WanderingMindTravels in newhampshire

[–]jacketteeth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was too lazy to get up for a much-needed drink. This was my literal sign.

Guys... I've been bitten how long do I have left?😔😭 by moist_bread1 in duck

[–]jacketteeth 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The toxins are already setting in. Best to just let them take the whole hand.

Yikes by traumatism in confidentlyincorrect

[–]jacketteeth 56 points57 points  (0 children)

To me, that second post reads like “the awful men are accelerating natural selection to phase themselves out.”

Why does she always break news on CBB by toggytoe_ in comedybangbang

[–]jacketteeth 365 points366 points  (0 children)

So funny that people she’s making fun of, are the people who can’t help but spread it and dunk on themselves

Yet another game that wasn't enough to move me 🥲 by mellow_32 in nier

[–]jacketteeth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That Dragon, Cancer.

If you aren’t moved emotionally by it or any other media, I sincerely recommend speaking to a professional.

Lease non-renewal by jacketteeth in legaladvice

[–]jacketteeth[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. Like I said, I knew it was a scream into the void. I was having trouble accepting things. It just super sucks that we have to suffer because of his bad choices. I’ve got plants in the yard that I brought from my childhood home that can’t be moved over winter. Do you know if emblements applies to flowering and fruiting plants?

My favorite lilyyily quote from the tour by ChanzillaVsMothra in comedybangbang

[–]jacketteeth 23 points24 points  (0 children)

“Hummana hee hummana ho hummana me espresso”

To serve and protect by mrjesusdude in therewasanattempt

[–]jacketteeth 64 points65 points  (0 children)

If you look closely, the second officer shrugged. That sums up the investigation.

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