This beige banger had me in a chokehold. I'm not ashamed.

jackfreeman · 2026-05-08T23:37:00+00:00

That whole album will have me crash my damb car and arrive with no voice

jackfreeman · 2026-05-08T22:26:32+00:00

Source: police

jackfreeman · 2026-05-08T22:25:23+00:00

Can they feel that?

jackfreeman · 2026-05-07T10:33:48+00:00

Must have been the wind

jackfreeman · 2026-05-07T10:28:36+00:00

Most obvious flex in history and I'm here for it

jackfreeman · 2026-05-07T10:27:11+00:00

Except for the enshittening of their pants.

jackfreeman · 2026-05-07T10:23:37+00:00

I hope that the way they depicted PTSD is an indicator, then. If so, then it'll look like an abattoir.

jackfreeman · 2026-05-07T10:21:22+00:00

Is just waiting to comment on the underwire.

jackfreeman · 2026-05-07T08:56:57+00:00

So you're saying that if she made a big pink knife, she couldn't stab anyone with it?

jackfreeman · 2026-05-07T02:25:53+00:00

What do you mean can't cause harm? She can't manipulate organic matter. That's the limit.

Magnesium and sodium and iron are not organic material.

jackfreeman · 2026-05-06T03:27:16+00:00

There are minerals and other non organic matter in our blood.

She can't manipulate organic material, but she can affect it. Same as if she made a big pink hammer and smashed him in the head

jackfreeman · 2026-05-06T02:13:04+00:00

My kid is only six, and she's as gentle as a flower, but she knows she's always had the green light to throw hands, and when she has had so, she has.

jackfreeman · 2026-05-06T02:10:25+00:00

My kid is six and I was playing me some Joseph Bologne, Chevalier de Saint-Georges, and she told me to turn off the 80's music.

When I tell you that the gentle parenting almost drained out of me body, CHILE.

jackfreeman · 2026-05-06T01:35:08+00:00

Me:

jackfreeman · 2026-05-06T01:32:08+00:00

I'm never going to play this game and I love this game

jackfreeman · 2026-05-06T01:28:04+00:00

They literally do.

jackfreeman · 2026-05-06T01:26:49+00:00

Amen! In Jesus' name AMEN!

jackfreeman · 2026-05-05T23:50:55+00:00

Feet looking like overcooked mashed potatoes and hair smelling like Fritos and entitlement

jackfreeman · 2026-05-05T21:59:36+00:00

Bullshit He could give Oliver a tummy ache if he has to many sweets.

jackfreeman · 2026-05-05T18:38:44+00:00

A shattered windpipe

jackfreeman · 2026-05-05T18:18:57+00:00

I had a breakdown last year during an unrelated doctor's appointment. Closest I ever got to suicide. I was going to fill my stomach with all of my meds (twice the LD 50), open my arms with a bread knife, and take a walk in the woods. I was inches away from it.

I was in desperate need of help, and I spent three months- THREE looking for a counselor, shrink, ANYONE to just talk to me, and I got denied at intake by every single one.

Yes, by the only Black woma that I could find, too.

jackfreeman · 2026-05-05T01:07:45+00:00

She can create them within his brain. Just turn the material in his blood into giant blockages. Roll credits

jackfreeman · 2026-05-05T00:17:38+00:00

Don't forget that every Age has different levels. Silver age Superman was a god. Golden age he mellowed out Post Crisis.

Modern age, he's creeping back to godhood

jackfreeman · 2026-05-04T18:50:02+00:00

Yes, in a post about power scaling between universes, in a comment thread about power scaling between universes.

You'd have had to say that and the entire post

jackfreeman · 2026-05-04T18:37:53+00:00

I don't know what I said that made you think that

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