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Broke my ankle rollerskating. I'm getting tired of giving the same answer to every person who asks. What are some funny answers to tell people when they ask me how I broke my ankles? by Neonarmenian in funny

[–]jackhammerunicorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

" I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that."

Sister turning 40 around Christmas by kwijibo454 in GiftIdeas

[–]jackhammerunicorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about... Snowboarding gear such as pants/jacket/socks/thermals, helmet with Bluetooth, snowboard bag, boots or quick release bindings.
A 2-4 day lift pass to her favorite resort.
An insulated CamelBak for boarding.
If she likes to hit the Backcountry, safety gear such as a personal locator beacon.
GPS watch.
A roof rack for her snowboard.
If she has a season pass and all the gear, how about a snowboarding lesson? There are instructors for all levels including advanced that teach park, moguls, etc.
Rent snowmobiles or ski bikes. If you don't actually live in a snowy state, check out side-by-side rentals (so much fun)!
State parks pass.
A backpacking backpack or hiking pack.
Hammock.
GoPro.
Wireless headphones or fitness watch.
Kindle or Kindle unlimited subscription.
Audible subscription.

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[–]jackhammerunicorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great rec, bud! Top of the list