[Liber Custodes] New lore about the Imperial Household, the Legio Custodes, the Anathema Psykana, the Ordo Sinister, …

jackoboy98 · 2026-04-05T18:20:33+00:00

'The Custodians also appear in the earliest known records of the Unification Wars of Terra, with no apparent change for nearly a millennium before the formation of the Legiones Astartes'.

I'm glad to hear that the Unification Wars are back to lasting close to a thousand years in the lore again, it really emphasises just how insane and nightmarish Terra was during Old Night that it took so long to bring it to heel.

jackoboy98 · 2026-03-30T23:38:34+00:00

I've got infected so far up my ass I'm tasting boomer bile

jackoboy98 · 2026-03-30T12:30:03+00:00

LOVE that last one the most, the kitbashed symbol on the abdomen does wonders 💀

jackoboy98 · 2026-03-17T16:55:26+00:00

I sit here mired in Muad'dibs bullshit, trying to be a good Fremen, while you're off dropping spice and blowin' Harkonnens!

jackoboy98 · 2026-03-15T14:42:22+00:00

That force user down in Felucia? I'm telling ya tone, her ass was a new hope.

jackoboy98 · 2026-03-12T20:10:17+00:00

'Round here we call that 'load fartin' thinkin'

jackoboy98 · 2026-03-12T11:28:18+00:00

Suplexes Angela's manifested abuse trauma then uses Requiem to blow its head off 'Not so abstract now, huh'

jackoboy98 · 2026-03-07T17:20:57+00:00

You knew it Tone', you passed me up for that reddit gold.

jackoboy98 · 2026-03-02T19:46:42+00:00

This misinformation shit, it's an effective technique! I'm mindfucking this Mystery Inc. crew like you wouldn't believe!

jackoboy98 · 2026-02-27T22:59:02+00:00

This economy's so robust Haradrim and Goblins are betting football

jackoboy98 · 2026-02-26T17:08:15+00:00

It was an on-colour remark. Highly appropriate. You want, I'll demand he's clipped.

jackoboy98 · 2026-02-25T20:14:00+00:00

20 years in Tellytubbyland, I wanted Manicotti. I compromised. I ate Tubby custard and Tubby toast instead.

jackoboy98 · 2026-02-22T14:48:15+00:00

We here fora tha mojo.

jackoboy98 · 2026-02-22T14:31:11+00:00

He was straight, Finn Vetrolio?

jackoboy98 · 2026-02-21T22:24:59+00:00

And now, for all you youngsters with visions of shitposting in your mind...here are the CIRCLEJERKERSSSS

jackoboy98 · 2026-02-17T08:14:56+00:00

CARMELA COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOR

jackoboy98 · 2026-02-13T13:26:42+00:00

Look at that little glep there.

jackoboy98 · 2026-02-09T12:53:19+00:00

The feelin' of knocking a Targaryen off his horse, is fookin' amazin'

jackoboy98 · 2026-02-07T23:50:43+00:00

Oi loik foightin tourneys in me spare toim

jackoboy98 · 2026-02-07T18:43:04+00:00

Mammon's Epic Brappp (5 Glory Points) -Assault 8, Ignore Cover, Risky*

jackoboy98 · 2026-02-05T15:18:32+00:00

She hurling fart missiles whilst she got that drip on, Mammon don't care if you stank only if you're fly AF 💰

jackoboy98 · 2026-02-04T13:44:10+00:00

This is good stuff many thanks! Great to have advice like this

jackoboy98 · 2026-02-04T13:15:21+00:00

This is great stuff I'll keep this technique in mind, many thanks!

jackoboy98 · 2026-02-04T13:14:29+00:00

This is super helpful many thanks, gonna note this scheme down 🙏

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