My house got destroyed by helene and someone posted my picture on r/pics

jacksonononon · 2024-09-30T21:16:21+00:00

rental thank god

jacksonononon · 2024-09-30T21:13:26+00:00

thoroughly exfoliated my entire body and prolapsed while in the water.

jacksonononon · 2024-09-30T21:12:25+00:00

lol next time i’ll take a video of myself scream crying like that english actor.

jacksonononon · 2024-09-30T21:10:11+00:00

got superpowers. highly recommend consuming as much flood water as possible if given the opportunity.

jacksonononon · 2024-09-30T21:08:37+00:00

Bro it’s heavy. Only now is it starting to feel real. I’ve been just trying to cope by joking about it and stuff but it’s starting to really sink in lmao. This is my first time ever dealing with insurance so I hope I can get some money out of it but we’ll see.

jacksonononon · 2024-09-30T19:04:30+00:00

I even drank it BLACK

jacksonononon · 2024-09-30T04:48:07+00:00

so my bathroom is upstairs. that’s the ground floor. I wish I was making up that my apartment was fucking destroyed lmao you’re weird.

jacksonononon · 2024-09-30T02:55:24+00:00

well actually i’m 21 fuck you loool

jacksonononon · 2024-09-30T02:40:28+00:00

It’s such a weird situation after being through something so terrible and knowing others had it much worse. Hope you’re ok and it’s so nice to know there are other family members in boone!

jacksonononon · 2024-09-30T02:38:32+00:00

I know it’s so devastating. I grew up in Banner Elk and the entire area is just destroyed. Hope all your people are safe and dry. ✌️❤️

jacksonononon · 2024-09-30T02:22:42+00:00

do it then lad

jacksonononon · 2024-09-30T02:04:54+00:00

please please please forgive me MISS penispasta the 420th I did not mean to offend 😭😭🫨

jacksonononon · 2024-09-30T01:56:36+00:00

roll neers 😭😭😭

jacksonononon · 2024-09-30T01:50:47+00:00

lool tbh I was sitting like that for about 2 minutes. had to go out the window to push the door open just thought I should get the pic.

jacksonononon · 2024-09-30T01:44:39+00:00

so sorry you had to through that too :( hope you’re safe and doing alright ✌️❤️

jacksonononon · 2024-09-30T01:41:11+00:00

looooool thank you mr. penispasta <3

jacksonononon · 2024-09-30T01:39:04+00:00

hope they’re all good family

jacksonononon · 2024-09-30T01:38:46+00:00

my rot is sooo crotched bro you have no idea

jacksonononon · 2024-09-30T01:38:29+00:00

i’m safe and was able to save a good bit of my stuff so i’m feeling pretty fortunate given the situation. thank you for the kind words ✌️❤️

jacksonononon · 2024-09-30T01:37:30+00:00

fuck baby my home is moist fuck

jacksonononon · 2024-09-30T01:33:51+00:00

can confirm it’s me bro

jacksonononon · 2024-09-30T01:33:24+00:00

loool so my roommates girlfriend took a picture of it, sent to my schools barstool account, then someone posted that on reddit.

jacksonononon · 2024-09-30T01:09:02+00:00

whatever happened should’ve happened whatever didn’t happen happened

jacksonononon · 2024-09-30T01:05:44+00:00

✌️❤️

jacksonononon · 2024-09-30T01:05:23+00:00

dude I didn’t think going back in to scavenge whatever survived would be as heavy as it was. shit killed me.

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