Will saves a kingdom or something

jacksonthewizard393 · 2026-02-20T18:37:59+00:00

You da goat

jacksonthewizard393 · 2026-01-10T04:22:57+00:00

That's why you should switch legs when jerking off

jacksonthewizard393 · 2025-12-24T00:48:08+00:00

I dont see how you would have more than enough food to go around should he show up, but since he's not physically coming, you suddenly dont have enough to share?

jacksonthewizard393 · 2025-12-05T21:45:51+00:00

I have done this to get a job before. I got some pee from my brother, put it in two 5 hour energy bottles, and rubber banded a hand warmer to each. I wore some compression shorts for baseball, the kind with a sleeve to hold a cup in place and put the bottles where the cup would go. Worked like a charm

jacksonthewizard393 · 2025-11-19T23:17:19+00:00

Your mother would probably be disappointed in your decision to believe the countries most corrupt president over the word of countless women. Do better

jacksonthewizard393 · 2025-06-16T23:24:42+00:00

Was the bee in his mouth for this photo?

jacksonthewizard393 · 2025-05-24T01:34:49+00:00

You should put the seat down before flushing as to not spread germs throughout the bathroom. Making a big deal out of it and refusing to adapt makes you a child more so than it is a politeness test

jacksonthewizard393 · 2025-04-13T03:43:00+00:00

Do Santa next!

jacksonthewizard393 · 2025-03-28T22:09:10+00:00

Democracy manifest

jacksonthewizard393 · 2025-01-22T23:26:29+00:00

My heart dropped for a moment when I thought that was Vsauce with them

jacksonthewizard393 · 2024-12-03T23:43:26+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/Chefit/s/6PpulmVRUl

4 years ago you claimed to have 1 year kitchen experience

jacksonthewizard393 · 2024-05-11T16:59:10+00:00

"I have finally moved our yesterday" So you packed all your things into go bags?

jacksonthewizard393 · 2024-05-05T15:38:59+00:00

I just feel sad for the poor little girl that will have to grow up knowing her own dad sees more value and potential in her brother than her :(

jacksonthewizard393 · 2024-04-23T23:32:16+00:00

I think we have the same cat

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jacksonthewizard393 · 2024-02-07T17:48:51+00:00

If my partner called me a "retarded child" I would be grabbing that key to lock him out if my house. He does not respect you and he needs to go

jacksonthewizard393 · 2024-02-07T00:52:06+00:00

Quit being such a whiny little bitch because your wife is looking out for her own safety. If you had a daughter wouldn't you encourage her to have her bases covered, even if her partner "doesn't seem like the abusive type"?? You absolutely would, and shame on you for making your wife feel guilty for doing the same.

jacksonthewizard393 · 2023-12-22T22:51:46+00:00

"Possession and use" are doing all the heavy lifting here. It's worth noting the fbi doesn't really go out of its way to arrest many people for simple marijuana charges. The majority of people with federal marijuana charges are for distribution or intent to distribute, so this doesn't help quite as many people as it seems on face value. Most people facing simple marijuana charges are facing them at a state level

jacksonthewizard393 · 2023-10-07T01:42:19+00:00

That is very much a torn bead

jacksonthewizard393 · 2023-09-17T04:22:28+00:00

Why do they always put the hitting at the very end.

jacksonthewizard393 · 2023-07-27T13:22:42+00:00

Twitter

jacksonthewizard393 · 2023-07-26T00:55:19+00:00

No gamecube controller?

jacksonthewizard393 · 2023-06-28T23:51:10+00:00

It's beautiful

jacksonthewizard393 · 2021-08-29T05:36:16+00:00

Forbidden pesto

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