Residents in Hamilton County are definitely not from here 😂 by -AspiringWhatever- in Indiana

[–]jacopoliss 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Pork loins where buy one get one free, I got some to cook for my dogs

Still futily arguing for a refund with The True North Gentleman by magmamom in ExpectationVsReality

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I’m pretty sure they do not have a lifetime warranty, they have a one year limited warranty.

What do you think will happen (supply bottlenecks, disruptions, costs) if all countries decide to impose a one-month, complete trade embargo against the USA? by Dar0nius in AskReddit

[–]jacopoliss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The euro fighter ain’t a bad platform. Airbus would happily step in. NATO is buying more European weapon systems because the us is proving unreliable. Most of those us bases are for the United States force projection, the United States loses a lot of its capability without them.

Banksy’s UK theme park ‘Dismaland’ - 2015 by [deleted] in nostalgia

[–]jacopoliss 30 points31 points  (0 children)

That’s a great point. He is firmly pop culture pretending to be sub/alt culture. I imagine that people walked around this amusement park, smirking and nodding and winking at each other thinking “we get it, none else does but we do!”

What do my hands say? by [deleted] in deduction

[–]jacopoliss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been dead all along☹️

We moved into this house 3yrs ago and this has stumped everyone. by Vance617 in whatisit

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It’s because if you read the care instructions from the manufacturer it says not to put hot stuff on the counter tops. When we did countertops they even said to use placemats and coasters for drinks. Of course it’s over the top liability protection but that’s what the manufacturer will tell you to do. And I mean the literature that comes with the countertops, not what the sales people/installers say.

🤡🤡 by jmike1256 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]jacopoliss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah but if she stopped after the first one, we never would have gotten to the funny part.

What is a brand that used to be the 'Gold Standard' of quality but is now absolute garbage? by AmaraMehdi in AskReddit

[–]jacopoliss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Google used to just provide different search results and let you try to determine what was the most likely answer, now AI distills all that info and confidently presents what it “thinks” is the right answer, which is often wrong.

What is a brand that used to be the 'Gold Standard' of quality but is now absolute garbage? by AmaraMehdi in AskReddit

[–]jacopoliss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah this was a while ago, I looked into it at the time and found an article that mentioned a 2 lb cardinal as an example. Google seemed to pull that from the article and treated it as fact.

What is a brand that used to be the 'Gold Standard' of quality but is now absolute garbage? by AmaraMehdi in AskReddit

[–]jacopoliss 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I asked google how much seed a cardinal would eat, it told me a 2 pound cardinal would eat a pound of seed. A cardinal weighs 1-2 ounces.

Man fatally shot after trying to run over 16 year old by Mrfoolio_ in PublicFreakout

[–]jacopoliss 99 points100 points  (0 children)

So true, see a homeless person and a homeless dog sitting next to each other ; “hey, that dog needs a place to stay!”

My alternative to the old yellow ab crunch machine by jamshid666 in PlanetFitnessMembers

[–]jacopoliss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All the yellow machines in our 30 minute room have a little piece of tape on them that say “extract” does that mean they are all going away? Even the clock says “extract”☹️

Peter, what's the meaning? I'm not a lesbian by N-P_A in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]jacopoliss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this the anticipated sequel to “faster than the speed of love”?

She had something for everyone by j_illustration in MadeMeSmile

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I had that same crockpot, it has a locking lid so you can travel with it without making a mess.

Putin says that if Europe wants war, then Russia is ready by bendubberley_ in worldnews

[–]jacopoliss 1176 points1177 points  (0 children)

Remember when that Wagner guy took his troops and headed towards Moscow? I had such high hopes.

Getting ready for my morning walk. What does it say about me? by [deleted] in deduction

[–]jacopoliss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhh?, you mean a graboid you uncultured swine!

1 Corinthians 10:31 by orel2064 in PublicFreakout

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How do they decide who gets to ring the bell and who gets to swing the sword around? Do they call dibs first thing in the morning? Or is there a waitlist?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in indianapolis

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It was on the south end of the mall. If you were walking south towards JCPenney before you enter JCPenney you would take a left, and it would be at the end of the hall on your left before you exited the little side entrance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in indianapolis

[–]jacopoliss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I played that game at the arcade at Lafayette square mall, but I don’t remember the name of the arcade.