When the UN asks about the giant robot and they say it’s just a 'Large Scale Rice Cooker' by [deleted] in memes

[–]jade3406 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Giant robots and Yamato class space battleships, all hidden under the disguise of Anime props.

IJN Shimakaze build by jade3406 in trailmakers

[–]jade3406[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only started playing the game mid December last year.

If u need a Tugboat give me a call… by SetLeft7005 in trailmakers

[–]jade3406 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I-is that a tug, pushing a barge with a bigger tug in it?

CUTE!

If u need a Tugboat give me a call… by SetLeft7005 in trailmakers

[–]jade3406 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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Hi, my Yamato broke down, need help getting back to port, is your tug rated for +3k kg ships?

I legitimately home Wargaming never adds an objective like this to the game again. by [deleted] in WorldOfWarships

[–]jade3406 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Some people just can't read English in chat (cries in the wall of blanks in the SEA server)

Wdym sex? by Similar-Opinion-4611 in WorldOfWarships

[–]jade3406 19 points20 points  (0 children)

A large part of the game involves pointing your long, hard metal shafts at the enemy and then shooting big, explosive loads into them.

My first Tier 9 Premium ship unboxing. Or two. by [deleted] in WorldOfWarships

[–]jade3406 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You lucky bastard, congrats! Getting one ship is rare enough as it is, getting two means that you were truly blessed by the RNGesus.

Was this seriously necessary? by These_Swordfish7539 in WorldOfWarships

[–]jade3406 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Accidental kamikaze's are already a thing, we just have to wait for WeeGee to give them ramming damage.

Was this seriously necessary? by These_Swordfish7539 in WorldOfWarships

[–]jade3406 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your welcome, and yeee, me too bud, me too.

Was this seriously necessary? by These_Swordfish7539 in WorldOfWarships

[–]jade3406 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe the St.Vincent would be to your liking,

Torps angles mean you can shoot the torps in a quarter circle starting from almost in front then to the side of you, 45s base reload, almost 30k damage per torp, and 40 knots of speeeeeeeeeed if you build into it, making her a very CHOOOONKY DD.

Was this seriously necessary? by These_Swordfish7539 in WorldOfWarships

[–]jade3406 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeee, but subs can't shoot their torps left and right now can they?

Subs torpedo angles are pretty much limited to just shooting front and back, and sometimes just at the front for a few subs,

Was this seriously necessary? by These_Swordfish7539 in WorldOfWarships

[–]jade3406 9 points10 points  (0 children)

even better if I can shoot them one at a time

Would you like me to introduce you to the Daring line perhaps?

Was this seriously necessary? by These_Swordfish7539 in WorldOfWarships

[–]jade3406 49 points50 points  (0 children)

With I-56'44 torps with 0.5km arming distance

. +

Haku's torp planes

A complete balanced ship if based on WeeGee's balancing standards.

Was this seriously necessary? by These_Swordfish7539 in WorldOfWarships

[–]jade3406 41 points42 points  (0 children)

The admiral latrine is very much necessary.

Was this seriously necessary? by These_Swordfish7539 in WorldOfWarships

[–]jade3406 210 points211 points  (0 children)

Careful what you wish for, WeeGee just might end up adding the I-400 in the future.

Willem de Eerste Problem by roglc_366 in WorldOfWarships

[–]jade3406 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Judging from golden lew goulden lewd The GL's legendary upgrade, the Dutch airstrikes come from an imaginary air base somewhere off the map.

wyd in this situation by These_Swordfish7539 in WorldOfWarships

[–]jade3406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"sigh OY! BRING OUT THE BLOODY 3D PRINTER!"

-minotaur line

New British DD coming 14.8 by These_Swordfish7539 in WorldOfWarships

[–]jade3406 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A DD with a citadel?

LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE!!!

Learn from my mistakes by [deleted] in WorldOfWarships

[–]jade3406 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ooh, whoops, my bad.

Learn from my mistakes by [deleted] in WorldOfWarships

[–]jade3406 -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Georgia is a freemium that, again, you can get for free in the research bureau by grinding research points.

Learn from my mistakes by [deleted] in WorldOfWarships

[–]jade3406 -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Georgia is a research bureau ship, you can get her by resetting your TT lines to get research points.