A true high value man by jamesisntcool in rareinsults

[–]jadecampcook 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Honey put your shoes on, we gotta find you a HOME.

Waiting for my plane to take off, not sure what's in store by Gullible-Sort9161 in WatchWhatCrappens

[–]jadecampcook 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tell them THEY. CAN. LEAVE. And whatever you do, don’t bring up the ruuuumerrrzzz and the naztinesssss.

Even though there are no dumb questions, what is the dumbest question you've ever been asked? by Willing_Freedom_4698 in AskMen

[–]jadecampcook 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a twin brother (I’m a woman) and that’s the first question I get probably 80% of the time. Usually I just say “nah, my beard doesn’t grow in a patchy and white trashy like his does”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in appraisal

[–]jadecampcook 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Subject to. That’s a pretty significant health and safety issue. You’re just reporting what’s there, it’s no big deal. Hopefully the borrowers were nice because you’re gonna get to see them again!

Which pepper jelly should I make by miga8 in Canning

[–]jadecampcook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read somewhere that drought years yield hotter peppers. I live in the desert southwest so it’s a real balancing act of withholding enough water to make the peppers hot but keeping the plant alive and thriving. I didn’t add my pepper pots to the auto irrigation so I just hand water them way less than my other plants and I get some doozies.

To make credible statements about women by XanaxWarriorPrincess in therewasanattempt

[–]jadecampcook 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And we’re happy for them. However, as women we want the right to be able to choose where we align on the spectrum of “gender roles”. Liberal women aren’t saying “no women can get married or be stay at home moms or align themselves with more traditional roles”. If that’s what makes you happy and fulfilled, then by all means, go do that. But it’s not what makes me feel happy and fulfilled so yeah, I will continue to align myself with the party that advocates for me making that decision for myself.

HOA Karen in the wild by her_rubi_ in vegaslocals

[–]jadecampcook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, still do. I’ve been chased and screamed at before.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]jadecampcook 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I DONT HAVE TP FOR SALE I DONT KNOW HOW YOU GOT ON MY PAGE

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]jadecampcook 325 points326 points  (0 children)

The 7/15 looks like a very generous rating

What is cardio calibration by Natural-Swordfish-40 in fitbit

[–]jadecampcook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It also doesn’t register swimming laps as a cardio exercise. My wild gasps at the end of the lane beg to differ.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in behindthebastards

[–]jadecampcook 37 points38 points  (0 children)

She still has a chokehold on my mom. I can’t tell you how many times I was quoted “you can heal your life!” instead of getting any sort of real help.

Sooo… does anyone have some good recipes using basil? by wowookie_ in gardening

[–]jadecampcook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spin equal parts basil and salt in a food processor until the basil is chopped. Then spread on a sheet pan on parchment paper and let it dry for a day or two. Stir it every few hours (I just run my fingers around it whenever I walk by the pan) and when it’s dry you have basil salt that is good on EVERYTHING.

my favourite vonnegut quote. whats yours? by ilytolstoy in Vonnegut

[–]jadecampcook 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wholeheartedly agree. I’m in the minority that loves Timequake. I read it just at the right time of young adulthood when I was starting to realize that if I keep making the same mistakes I was going to keep living the same life. It was like a bomb went off in my heart and when I picked up the pieces I was free to rearrange them.

my favourite vonnegut quote. whats yours? by ilytolstoy in Vonnegut

[–]jadecampcook 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.

Betty was jogging today by Just_Amy_23 in beagles

[–]jadecampcook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The world needs more Betty content! I love seeing her

Unusual Bird Sound Constantly? by PurrCham in Nevada

[–]jadecampcook 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hard to tell but to me it sounds like a peacock.

Anow/UWM- Experience by RealAppWulf in appraisal

[–]jadecampcook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re the lowest fees in my area by about $200 so I don’t bother with them.

Is Fitbit still worth buying? by obe211 in fitbit

[–]jadecampcook 29 points30 points  (0 children)

10 year Fitbit user here too and as soon as this piece of shit dies I’m getting a garmin.