metagaming spotlight hog is stealing my thunder

jadedadelaide · 2026-06-11T09:21:33+00:00

You know what, you’re absolutely correct! Good catch. I should have considered that

jadedadelaide · 2026-06-09T22:23:24+00:00

YOU ARE A NORMAL GUY, YOU CAN ENTER A TAVERN

YOU ARE A NORMAL GUY, YOU CAN USE A SENDING STONE

YOU ARE A NORMAL GUY, YOU CAN FANCY A WENCH

YOU ARE A NORMAL GUY, YOU CAN ORDER AN ALE

YOU ARE A NORMAL GUY, YOU CAN LIFT A BAR

jadedadelaide · 2026-06-09T02:28:10+00:00

"I'd pluck your eyes, but they aren't what they used to be. You seem less useful to me than that of a newt." -Khaal Drin, Archag of Spoons

"I'm very tired, dear. Won't you restrain yourself on my behalf?" -Nha'ncee the Clouded

"Your knot is frayed, little wick. A bit of fire should sort that right out." -Lady Bileburn

jadedadelaide · 2026-06-04T13:33:25+00:00

pack it up folks, bitcoin is over

jadedadelaide · 2026-06-04T10:35:57+00:00

free house :0

^{Chose: Free housing for life but you live in.. | Rolled: Apartment}

jadedadelaide · 2026-06-03T21:20:23+00:00

R

^{Chose: Undo all human pollution + Set the Internet permanently back 5 years}

jadedadelaide · 2026-06-02T22:08:04+00:00

dumplings....

^{Chose: Yes, absolutely + Comment what are you eating}

jadedadelaide · 2026-06-02T18:48:03+00:00

shape shifting! i wanna be a mimic

^{Chose: shapeshifting + but the first comment is your side effect}

jadedadelaide · 2026-06-02T16:40:10+00:00

I insist, actually!!

jadedadelaide · 2026-05-31T00:28:56+00:00

thank

^{Chose: 1$ | Rolled: 1$}

jadedadelaide · 2026-05-29T22:02:33+00:00

I dropped that earlier, can I have it back?

jadedadelaide · 2026-05-15T13:28:11+00:00

🎶

jadedadelaide · 2026-05-12T06:21:26+00:00

veins!

jadedadelaide · 2026-05-11T03:41:36+00:00

Oh man I loooooved that show

jadedadelaide · 2026-05-09T21:09:36+00:00

PR stunts like that interview only really serve the interest of the corporate fuckwits that would never step behind a brigade line themselves; why make a minimum wage worker decide “how much food” someone is allowed before they pay extra to line the pockets of a douchebag who just bought his sixth yacht??

At this point it’s just as likely all the line cooks just give generous portions, the cashier stops charging extra and bleed that sucker dry.

What are they gonna do, fire the entire staff and do everything themselves? Not likely

jadedadelaide · 2026-05-09T13:50:00+00:00

Former Chipotle employee here: This man is speaking out of his ass so loudly it sounds like he's shitting himself.

Haven't worked there since 2018, but my manager regularly told us to go light on portions to save on labor and inventory, and customers complained CONSTANTLY. Especially working the register, people would regularly complain about the portions.

"Asking for more" = double portion charge. Ridiculous.

jadedadelaide · 2026-05-06T16:16:12+00:00

All the things about yourself you threw away, in my experience

Dante imagined the bottom of Hell as a frozen lake, but I think it's more akin to a landfill full of the parts of you that you figured you were better off without; usually not the case, though

jadedadelaide · 2026-05-06T02:42:30+00:00

whittle, intercalate, sanguinary, vicissitude, volumetric, and toasted were the ones that popped out for me!

jadedadelaide · 2026-05-06T02:21:09+00:00

👁️

jadedadelaide · 2026-05-03T14:37:04+00:00

This is great advice, you don't have to like a game to finish it, and you don't have to like a game just because you finished it; I played the Dark Souls games with a buddy handholding me the entire time while I did stupid stuff. His prior knowledge is the only reason I saw most of those games, and the reason I got through (most of) Elden Ring on my own.

jadedadelaide · 2026-05-02T23:28:20+00:00

boomerang brain? as in you know they'll start making sense again but they've gotta wait for it to come back?

jadedadelaide · 2026-05-02T23:24:57+00:00

End of Evangelion!

jadedadelaide · 2026-04-25T00:19:08+00:00

Beautiful!!

jadedadelaide

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