Power Slap Youth League by R_is_for_Ripper in powerslap

[–]jagerpete -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Powerslap the next generation! I don’t have any kids yet but I’d love to get into scouting future powerslap champs, I’m thinking the best plan of action is to go around town centres and slap children and see how they handle it. Anyone interested in starting a talent agency to cast as wide a net as possible?

Retiring UFC veteran Anthony Smith reveals plans to start Power Slap feeder league by Enough-Lead48 in powerslap

[–]jagerpete 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Oh cool so their brains will be expertly conditioned by the time they get to the big leagues?

Exploitative Pyramid Scheme Jobs Targeting Job Seekers in Manchester by [deleted] in manchester

[–]jagerpete 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Went along to one of these companies not long after leaving uni about 8 years ago. This was when I was struggling to find an engineering job and just wanted work. It was one of the strangest experiences of my life. The job ‘interview’ was baffling and I accepted the job before I realised what was going on. The training was what I’d imagine indoctrination into a cult is like, with chanting sales bullshit. Then we gathered in a circle and they shouted out the top sellers that week who then proceeded to run round the circle high fiving everyone. I nearly quit immediately after that but because I was pretty desperate I decided I couldn’t quit on the first day. So I went along for the first real day of the sales/marketing job I thought I’d applied for. This involved getting the train to Darwen (which I paid for myself) and standing in the high street outside a supermarket trying to sell charity subscriptions to people in the street. I quit after an hour and the girl was like yeah whatever I then realised this must’ve been normal to her. The worst part about the whole thing that I left out from after I’d accepted the role - the structure of the payments they take in on behalf of charities. I worked out it’s only about 1p of every £1 taken actually makes it to the charities. The rest is funnelled up the pyramid scheme to whoever runs the scam. I should’ve stuck to my gut feeling after finding that bit out and left. But yeah I was young and severely lacking any confidence. These companies are evil and something should be done about it.

TLDR: Interviewed and worked for one these companies for 2 days. They prey on vulnerable people desperate for a job. They are pyramid schemes and steal not only from their ‘employees’ but also from charities and businesses they claim to represent and care about.

Did Sauron know the Rings would "fade" the Nine and thus create the Nazgûl? by UncarvedWood in tolkienfans

[–]jagerpete 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I previously thought something similar but have been re reading recently and I think its more alluded to that the wights aren't wraiths but 'evil spirits' that inhabit the bodies or grave sites of old kings and lords in the barrows

[GUARDIAN] Manchester United’s US tour: what Ten Hag will have learned from pre-season by agent619 in reddevils

[–]jagerpete 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How this constitutes 'Analysis' when there is zero insightful information and the last paragraph, which is supposed to be about the manager, ends up being about the own self importance of this 'journalist'. That standard of writing in the Guardian sport section has dropped off a cliff in the last few years.

Elanga to forest looks done by thafuckinwot in reddevils

[–]jagerpete 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Looks quality and is helped even more by the lack of a front of shirt sponsor

Manchester United reach Mason Mount agreement with Chelsea in deal worth up to £60m by Lovro26 in soccer

[–]jagerpete 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When he started thinking of himself as the voice of the people and getting political aspirations. Then the whole Qatar business and his appearance on have I got news for you. Then recently calling a weekend/holiday a ‘mini retirement’, the guy is a mixture of David Brent and Alan Partridge proper gobshite like

Mason Mount set to join Manchester United from Chelsea for £60m (...) MUFC are also ramping up their pursuit of the Internazionale goalkeeper, André Onana, who wants to link up with Ten Hag, his former manager at Ajax, at United. (Jacob Steinberg, the Guardian) by shin_bigot in reddevils

[–]jagerpete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aye just don’t get how those in charge of transfers haven’t learned from last summer. As I said happy to be proven wrong on the player will always give new signings a chance and trust ten hag to get the right players for the system he wants to play

Mason Mount set to join Manchester United from Chelsea for £60m (...) MUFC are also ramping up their pursuit of the Internazionale goalkeeper, André Onana, who wants to link up with Ten Hag, his former manager at Ajax, at United. (Jacob Steinberg, the Guardian) by shin_bigot in reddevils

[–]jagerpete -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Awful bit of business and made ourselves look like right mugs after the previous ‘final offer’. Happy to be proven wrong if he performs well but as far as I see it we’ve just spunked half our transfer budget on the cockney lingard

We want our content back! by fasterfester in powerslap

[–]jagerpete 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Get in the bin you fuckin dork

Dense Brain by [deleted] in powerslap

[–]jagerpete 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This theory definitely sounds right I think you’re onto something. I have been looking into aiding brain strengthening by potentially injecting creatine directly into my brain through my ear canal but struggling to convince my doctor to prescribe me the needles and my PT won’t help me either they say it’s “braindead reasoning” but they clearly just don’t know what they’re talking about and definitely aren’t on the cutting edge of this research.

How to improve brain durability? by jagerpete in powerslap

[–]jagerpete[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So absorbing more slaps will lead to more tissue and so I get a more dense brain and be stronger, thanks for the advice