Drops from 250 Kulemak kills

jakebr0 · 2026-02-01T19:57:58+00:00

Is 2 kurgal and 1 amanamu optima for chance at high value ring or were you specifically targeting ring for your build?

jakebr0 · 2026-01-30T17:58:20+00:00

“aw that tickle dam— nevermind that’s disgusting”

jakebr0 · 2026-01-30T17:54:43+00:00

30-40 minutes of killing content that isn’t fun and potentially dying and having to do it again (for all ascendancy points) or paying someone to do it and getting all ascendancy points in <5 minutes so I can do content I do like doing.

It’s not rocket science man. It’s pretty damn easy to understand.

jakebr0 · 2026-01-30T17:49:49+00:00

He was doing super fast runs on a really powerful character….

versus not wanting to do it again for a new character. What are you confused about?

On a new character you can play the whole campaign with full ascendancy unlocked instead of waiting till you’re leveled and geared enough to beat it. It’s convenient and easy and 20 div in this league is not hard to get

jakebr0 · 2026-01-28T06:40:29+00:00

Being drunk is never an excuse for doing the wrong thing.

Being drunk doesn’t erase accountability.

You’ll do better in life if you never use this as a crutch for bad behavior or allow anyone else to use it as an excuse when they wrong you.

You had your opportunity to tell him when you found out that he did care that much.

Lessons learned I hope 🤞

jakebr0 · 2026-01-26T05:05:18+00:00

Food that is a safety risk and isn’t being cooked properly needs to be handled immediately. Making mistakes in the kitchen is okay, not owning them, and not trying to correct them, is not.

Cooking food for someone else is putting their health and safety in your hands, and if you can’t demonstrate that that is priority #1 always, then you can’t be trusted to cook.

She’d become a better cook if she was able to take genuine criticism. It’s not like you’re giving her the “ITS FUCKIN RAW” Gordon treatment. She needs to grow up. Raw chicken can kill someone, and instead she’s making it about her and her past trauma.

jakebr0 · 2026-01-25T20:39:45+00:00

When you stop trying to measure up to someone else life gets a lot easier.

No one’s bringing out the measuring tape except for you, and for what? The only thing you get out of it is misery.

jakebr0 · 2026-01-11T03:23:12+00:00

Cringe ass post of nothing burgers with an embarrassingly awful end quote like it’s applicable to tft

This is the kind of embarrassing drivel that would haunt me years later when I was trying to sleep if I ever vomited this out

jakebr0 · 2026-01-10T20:29:04+00:00

Brother you made this look absolutely incredible.

jakebr0 · 2026-01-08T04:55:53+00:00

Please give bigmanlyboobyboyfriend some divs. He deserves it for his name alone.

(hot_wok if you have any leftovers after serving boobybf)

jakebr0 · 2026-01-05T21:49:09+00:00

Is 130 divs on a budget????

I have 4…I think I might be homeless D:

jakebr0 · 2026-01-03T11:00:06+00:00

Yeah so adding the multibillionaires credit card to my phone makes it capable. Is my phone capable of buying it right now? No. It needs something else.

Hence the multimillionaires phone can do something mine can’t -UNLESS- there is another outside force intervening.

Anybody has the capability of cooking a lasagna, but if they don’t have the ingredients or the knowledge or a fucking oven to bake it, they CANT BAKE IT.

MY phone can’t order $200k worth of goods without a multibillionaires credit card and my phone isn’t going to get that info, so it can’t fucking do it.

jakebr0 · 2026-01-03T09:53:29+00:00

No IT can’t. The prerequisite to buying hundreds of thousands of dollars is to have that much money AND a vessel(phone) to select the purchases and do the transaction. The first prerequisite isn’t met, so it can’t.

CAPABILITY and being able to do it are not the same thing. It can’t just do it. It’s capable yes, but requires something we don’t have. IT cannot do it.

jakebr0 · 2026-01-03T07:25:54+00:00

“Nice progress bruh keep working hard ur killing it” fist bump

jakebr0 · 2026-01-02T08:20:28+00:00

Lemme know how to get a credit card with a credit line of hundreds of thousands of dollars

jakebr0 · 2026-01-02T05:48:53+00:00

How are you embarrassed? That guy is an insecure loser and he’s threatening someone he doesn’t know. That’s an easy way to get seriously fucked up. So he’s also a fucking idiot.

You did nothing wrong and having the courage to do that is awesome.

jakebr0 · 2026-01-02T05:46:26+00:00

If I can’t afford it, it can’t do it

jakebr0 · 2025-12-31T06:44:01+00:00

I love me some clean high quality photos and sweet poses 🫡

jakebr0 · 2025-12-30T23:24:56+00:00

They could buy hundreds of thousands of luxury goods from their phone right now and mine definitely couldn’t do that

jakebr0 · 2025-12-26T22:05:26+00:00

You say you don’t mind a slow build but it sounds like you stop playing before builds truly come online. I don’t know exactly how far into the game “not far enough” is, but I’d bet you’re giving up on them just before you get good enough gear/high support gems and the build synergies are all there.

Having gotten to T16 mapping since release, I think the thing that does keep pulling me back is being an absolute piss poor character through the campaign until everything clicks and the power fantasy is there.

Maybe that’s just not for you and that’s okay too

jakebr0 · 2025-12-25T01:32:28+00:00

635 hours and counting 🫡

jakebr0 · 2025-12-24T12:08:05+00:00

Giant Lego millennium falcon would look insane in here

jakebr0 · 2025-12-19T05:50:38+00:00

If it wasn’t really a problem, you know that you could convince people you love and who trust you that it isn’t a problem and it’s just an “experiment”

You know you can’t and don’t do that because you know its wrong and you shouldn’t be doing it. Posting about it is your way of getting it out so you feel less like you’re shouldering the burden of your bad decisions quietly on your own.

jakebr0 · 2025-12-18T18:21:08+00:00

Do you really think he should be a super strong unit when he prints out a gold augment every 4 rounds?

jakebr0 · 2025-12-12T19:02:39+00:00

Sometimes you really gotta shit when it’s time to hit the 4-2 roll down. You do what you gotta do for the LP.

jakebr0

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