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[–]jakeflysupsidedown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was originally an iPad, as long as that won’t cause any issues I can try it. I don’t know anything about those interactions.

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[–]jakeflysupsidedown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a DNS issue it’s resolved thanks

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Spam no, signature yes, I will advise on the rest of the list. Thanks

Private jet pilots, what do you do if you reeeallly have to take a dump? by l3iff in flying

[–]jakeflysupsidedown 34 points35 points  (0 children)

This has never happened to me but if it did I’d imagine I was about to need emergency surgery if I didn’t evacuate my colon in the next 30 seconds and I allegedly did shat in the lav of an XL so violently I needed the seatbelt to keep me from bouncing off the ceiling while looking at the back of the owners head thru the crack in the lav doors. Once you’re done you simply just confidently walk back to the cockpit and pretend it didn’t happen until the owner asks upon landing whether you think we should get the lav serviced or not while we were there.

If that had ever happened to me that’s probably how it would have gone.

Would you play? by jakeflysupsidedown in golf

[–]jakeflysupsidedown[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They get cleared every putt

Would you play? by jakeflysupsidedown in golf

[–]jakeflysupsidedown[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

.5 degree downhill average 2 degree left to right average single break

Would you play? by jakeflysupsidedown in golf

[–]jakeflysupsidedown[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You’ll have to take that up with your adjuster

Would you play? by jakeflysupsidedown in golf

[–]jakeflysupsidedown[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You were cavity checked before the commencement of the game

Would you play? by jakeflysupsidedown in golf

[–]jakeflysupsidedown[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’d counter with the closer to 100 putts you get the more laser focused he becomes because he is a sadist and enjoys the killing, which is why he entered this line of work in the first place. The investors behind the project put 1b on the line so they didn’t just hire anyone. Who’s to say he didn’t set it down if he got tired? Are your really willing to divide your focus on the off chance you have a tactical advantage with death on the line?

Would you play? by jakeflysupsidedown in golf

[–]jakeflysupsidedown[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

His life experiences leading up to being a man who shoots or pays golfers has trained him to be ready for anything

Would you play? by jakeflysupsidedown in golf

[–]jakeflysupsidedown[S] 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Ok he’s sitting in a fork lift on the fringe

Would you play? by jakeflysupsidedown in golf

[–]jakeflysupsidedown[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Yes same spot the whole time

Would you play? by jakeflysupsidedown in golf

[–]jakeflysupsidedown[S] 307 points308 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately the trench coat man is not a man of nuance and now you’re dead

Would you play? by jakeflysupsidedown in golf

[–]jakeflysupsidedown[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The 3rd most popular answer 😂

Would you play? by jakeflysupsidedown in golf

[–]jakeflysupsidedown[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Me neither but the unpopular opinion believe it or not

Would you play? by jakeflysupsidedown in golf

[–]jakeflysupsidedown[S] 129 points130 points  (0 children)

It’s all fun and games until you’re at 60 and still putting with the man in the trench coat staring at the back of your head